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Fixed it fer ya. Er, me...

Tired of the new "change"? There is still hope, to overcome the hope they sold to us in 08. TRASHIE/PALEN 2012! The ultimate ticket...

Dag nabit, I need me a Care Bear, guess I'd better go track down the Dawg himself...

Sharp as a bowling ball and twice as dense.

For a minute there I had know idea what the fuck you were talking about, then I realized...you actually remember my old signatures. Awwwwwwwww. Step aside, Bill...you've been out-groupied! Forgive me sensa for not noticing you had changed it, oh AssCandleKing.

EeemPoZeBall2Trashtkarnscopia = (Sprayus enourmous, penile shortas)

Mike, you do a dis-service comparing gay people (most of whom are who are real nice folks) to Pat here, who at the end of the day is still an egotistical, mean spirited blowhard and internet bitch who much like Herpes, aids or bloodsucking ticks in the asscheeks, any intelligent straight or gay person in their right mind would want to avoid. Sweet! Hey Pat, I think I just nailed down the new sig-line you've been looking for. Perhaps a bit of a run on sentence. Just trying to help a brother out. You're welcome anyway! Yep, you got it Bill. But the reality is Trashie is too good to take any sig suggestions seriously, no matter how apt the suggestions are...

"Impossible to all!"

OK, Care Bear or not, this is my last suggestion. Why not just amend the ass candle line to something like... I'm not just the King of the Ass Candles, I invented the technique... Whatever it is, it is hard to beat the ass candle thang you got goin fer ya.

I don' t wanna play unless I get me a Care Bear...

I don' t wanna play unless I get me a Care Bear...

He shoots HE SCORES!!!!! LOL! Every one of those scores! HOLY CRAP THAT STUFF IS HILARIOUS DAVE!!! Just observations Bill, just observations...

I'm fahclempt. Your generosity is only superceded by your ego...

Will I get a Care Bear, or just more insults?

My other persona is a dick, too... We are what we eat...

If I had anything nice to say, I certainly would not say it to yer face...

It doesn't matter if I'm wrong, I'm still always right...

Beating down the less fortunate, one post at a time...

Some people make hard spraying look easy, I (Trashie) prefer to make really easy spray look really, really, hard. Really... Or, Got Trash? I'm full of it. Or, The best thing about this site is I can make my small pee-pee feel bigger by belittling all you fawking idiots. I AM THE MONSTER TRUCK OF CC.com, biaches. Or, more simply put. Why yes, I am a Dick, thank you for noticing... This should be a fun assignment but I will need the proper motivation to really sum up what a prick you really are. Let me give it some more thought and get back to you... I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out I was just mistaken... No, I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is... (Not that there is anything wrong with dat...) King of the Ass Candles had a nice ring too it, as well of a lot of truth. Just sayin, why would you need a new one?

I'm free (weather permitting) tommorow till bout 2ish if anyone wants to do some bacon suffer-festing

Dude, like you would have actually done something productive with that lost 5 minutes. Just sayin...

She had the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day...

Um, that was Chevy Chase in Caddyshack.

I've been swimming in raw sewage and I LOVE IT...

NICE BEAVER! Why thank you. I just had it stuffed! [video:youtube]