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Oh, do tell...

"Hi, I'm Pat. Um, ya, I'd Swirl-e dat"

HMMMMM, sounds a bit like our other newbie, SummitChaser? Interesting, very interesting, yez, no?

I'm not sharp enough to be an-non-om-ass on dat interweb...

Sorry I missed yer call... Saw yer car in the lot on my way to get the kids and felt pretty sorry for anyone brave enough to get after it in these conditions. GO, PLAID, GO! BTW, yes there will be plenty of nose hairs in my upcoming vid...

Nope, me and a couple buddies hiked in from Wonder Lake...

Maybe already considered this, but you can often find used expedition parkas for a fraction of the cost. I've seen lots of them here, garage sales and used gear shops. Folks spend the $500+, use it for a few weeks on the big mt, then no longer need it. Just an idea... That said, I did fine with a cheapo $100 Burlington coat factory gangsta puffy. We did the north side in April/May with temps as low as -60F. I just made do by adding more layers. I'd really regretted not buying the -40 sleeping bag, however. Folks were climbing high with animal skins back in the day and seemed to do well. But yeah, get the best you can find, whether it is new or used...

Sparky the Electrician, a.k.a., AW neener neener! I thought it was BillCoe's alter ego till recently though...

I know who King Beatard used to be (and really is).

Lucky? Are you Lucky? yep, i is Too late. You will always be Old Larry to me. I guess you can be Old Lucky Larry. Or maybe even Lucky Old Larry...

"Hey, I don't want to honk my own horn, but, BEEP, BEEP!" sickie

Fer dat punk ass Trashie POS...

Negative energy? I thought we was a stokin the love!

Now that's fuq'n funny, I don' care who ya'are. I s, s, say, son...

Fixed it fer ya. Er, me...

Tired of the new "change"? There is still hope, to overcome the hope they sold to us in 08. TRASHIE/PALEN 2012! The ultimate ticket...

Dag nabit, I need me a Care Bear, guess I'd better go track down the Dawg himself...

Sharp as a bowling ball and twice as dense.

For a minute there I had know idea what the fuck you were talking about, then I realized...you actually remember my old signatures. Awwwwwwwww. Step aside, Bill...you've been out-groupied! Forgive me sensa for not noticing you had changed it, oh AssCandleKing.

EeemPoZeBall2Trashtkarnscopia = (Sprayus enourmous, penile shortas)

Mike, you do a dis-service comparing gay people (most of whom are who are real nice folks) to Pat here, who at the end of the day is still an egotistical, mean spirited blowhard and internet bitch who much like Herpes, aids or bloodsucking ticks in the asscheeks, any intelligent straight or gay person in their right mind would want to avoid. Sweet! Hey Pat, I think I just nailed down the new sig-line you've been looking for. Perhaps a bit of a run on sentence. Just trying to help a brother out. You're welcome anyway! Yep, you got it Bill. But the reality is Trashie is too good to take any sig suggestions seriously, no matter how apt the suggestions are...

"Impossible to all!"

OK, Care Bear or not, this is my last suggestion. Why not just amend the ass candle line to something like... I'm not just the King of the Ass Candles, I invented the technique... Whatever it is, it is hard to beat the ass candle thang you got goin fer ya.

I don' t wanna play unless I get me a Care Bear...

I don' t wanna play unless I get me a Care Bear...