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I think those adds are targeting you specifically... Schawing! Batta batta schawing!...

Five minutes to Beacon Rock State Park - "The best rock climbing in Oregon" Master Bedroom for rent in 2500 sq ft Executive home in North Bonneville, WA that backs to permanent wildlife/nature preserve, incredible views of Mt Hamilton and surrounding area from home and bedrooms. Private Bath and private entrance. Only bedroom on main floor. Two other roommates. Fully furnished (or not). 25 minutes to Hood River, 45 minutes to downtown PDX. Organic gardens, berries & fruit trees (when in season), large deck, access to all communal areas. . . kitchen, laundry, vaulted great room upstairs. High speed internet/wireless, central A/C. Pets negotiable. North Bonneville is touted as "Washington's best kept secret". Situated in a beautiful park-like setting, this small community has over 12 miles of paved walking trails out your doorstep, public golf course, play grounds, tennis/basketball courts, frisbee golf course and easy access to all the Columbia River Gorge has to offer. Month to month or weekly ok. $525/month + $75 for utilities. I travel for work so I'm not around very much (a few days every couple/three months). References, 1st/last month & deposit required. Contact Dave at show contact info. More pictures available upon request. Available late June/early July, 2014. Here are a couple of video tours of the inside of the home, copy & past the address in your browser to view... The house house been "updated" - painted/cleaned since these videos were taken. View from room I'm offering... http://portland.craigslist.org/grg/roo/4514784899.html

Does this mean your moving back to Beatardia? the North West is way to progressive for this hillbilly I've got a sweet room for for rent... CO hillbillybeatards are encouraged to apply... Master Bedroom for Rent - Beacon Rock

Does this mean your moving back to Beatardia?

Yes, when they arrest you for THC or other DUI or warrants or... Just another excuse to pull you over and see what they may dig up... I've no idea how much the state/county gets paid for each DUI but I'm sure it's a lot. Good thing I've never had to find out. But hey, at least those dangerous criminals won't be slowing us down in the fast lane anymore. I would never, ever, EVER drive under the influence. But I could see why drunk or high drivers would be against traffic laws that might result in them getting caught committing felonies, though, and I could see why these same people would prefer that existing traffic laws NOT be enforced I agree drunk driving is a terrible crime. However, to believe your local PD is doing this as a "public service" is not entirely believable. Maybe, the cops/law makers caved to so much public pressure on the issue, like what happened with MADD and tougher DUI penalties. Cause, like, I'm sure that this has been a huge hot button political issue on the forefront of we citizens. To think that is the case in our ever increasingly nanny state with bigger gubment and freedom after freedom being whittled down in the name of "protecting" us citizens. I think my theory is much more plausible and even more likely. Sure, pot is legal, but a lot of people don't realize that caught while driving high can and will draw a lot of income to the state/counties. I'm sure Oswald acted alone with JFK, too... Fuk'n conspiracy nuts...

Yes, when they arrest you for THC or other DUI or warrants or... Just another excuse to pull you over and see what they may dig up... I've no idea how much the state/county gets paid for each DUI but I'm sure it's a lot. Good thing I've never had to find out. But hey, at least those dangerous criminals won't be slowing us down in the fast lane anymore.

= Cash Cow!

This is yet another guise to pull you over for the shake down. Sure, I'm just as annoyed when following the guy doing 54 in a 55 MPH zone. But, let's consider the more likely driving factor in this situation... CASH FLOW in the form of citations/arrests. One more reason the friendly PoPo can pull you over under the subterfuge of "looking out for the greater good". I call BS. It's yet another shakedown tactic aimed toward those that are following the letter of the law TOO closely. Think about it...

WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMAL(S)? HOW DO THEY GIVE CONSENT? NOT TO MENTION, WHAT IS THE "AGE OF CONSENT" FOR ANY GIVEN SPECIES? LIKE, IF YOU WANT TO BANG A BEETLE, IT MUST BE X DAYS OLD? A HIENA? A RABBIT? A CAMEL? A HIPPO? WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT HUMAN!!!

I've been thinking of upgrading to whatever is the latest/greatest. I've got a Garmin FR 60 w chest strap and foot pod I'd let go for $50. It has a couple software quirks... It often defaults back to certain settings after setting them to your personal preference. The only one it does most of the time is the pedometer often stays in "auto pause" after you turn that feature off. Kind of annoying but not enough to go agro over it... Other than that, it has a lot of nice features and you can download the training software for free at Garmin. com ... It also seems very accurate as far as heart rate and distances go. I've been meaning to see if updating the software will fix that issue but keep forgetting to do it. It does not have a GPS. You can get a gizmo for your bike that can be incorporated too.

I'm sure it was them Taliban mo-fo's. Allah Noct Bolt! Viva la Trad! It was an inside job I knew he wasn't dead.

A wanker like me has never found anything "simple" about 5.11. Just say'n. Although I've bagged a few on a good day or three, sans tick marks.

I'm sure it was them Taliban mo-fo's. Allah Noct Bolt! Viva la Trad!

WTF Holmes, those bongs are expensive!

I'm an asshole and we didn't even have climbing gyms when I was mentored back in the olden days. Good to know I didn't need to wait till climbing gyms came around to learn the finer point of asshole cragging/climbing. Those skills transfer well into all aspects of my life.

Another gripping season of "How the Bacon Crumbles"...

What's a cowboy's three favorite pick up lines?... "My trucks paid fer." "I wun my belt buckle in da ro-day-o." "I wus jus try'n to get dat sheep over da fe-ance." Ba-dum-cha-ching

Why doesn't he just move to Kentucky where it's legal?

It worked well on your dad too. But I can't figure out why he never called me back. Musta been something to do w me kicking him out w out his dress.

When I bag chicks, I use the "Double Bag" method... One to cover her face, and one to cover mine in case her's breaks.

Nicely done sir...

Look at the braking hand. If loaded, this rope will go through the belay device like there is no tomorrow. Without autolocking device (like Gri-Gri), the brake hand has to be in braking position. It's the angle of the rope, which is basically useless in the technique shown. IT IS DANGEROUS! I guess you aren't into sarcasm? Not into sarcasm? A six year old video making the fun of the way americans belay?!?! "Sarcastic is as sarcastic does." (Insert best Gump Southern voice)

Look at the braking hand. If loaded, this rope will go through the belay device like there is no tomorrow. Without autolocking device (like Gri-Gri), the brake hand has to be in braking position. It's the angle of the rope, which is basically useless in the technique shown. IT IS DANGEROUS! I guess you aren't into sarcasm?

Condolences to family and friends.

What's this "belay" thingy you speak of???