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denalidave

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  1. I think those adds are targeting you specifically... Schawing! Batta batta schawing!...
  2. Does this mean your moving back to Beatardia? the North West is way to progressive for this hillbilly I've got a sweet room for for rent... CO hillbillybeatards are encouraged to apply... Master Bedroom for Rent - Beacon Rock
  3. Does this mean your moving back to Beatardia?
  4. Yes, when they arrest you for THC or other DUI or warrants or... Just another excuse to pull you over and see what they may dig up... I've no idea how much the state/county gets paid for each DUI but I'm sure it's a lot. Good thing I've never had to find out. But hey, at least those dangerous criminals won't be slowing us down in the fast lane anymore. I would never, ever, EVER drive under the influence. But I could see why drunk or high drivers would be against traffic laws that might result in them getting caught committing felonies, though, and I could see why these same people would prefer that existing traffic laws NOT be enforced I agree drunk driving is a terrible crime. However, to believe your local PD is doing this as a "public service" is not entirely believable. Maybe, the cops/law makers caved to so much public pressure on the issue, like what happened with MADD and tougher DUI penalties. Cause, like, I'm sure that this has been a huge hot button political issue on the forefront of we citizens. To think that is the case in our ever increasingly nanny state with bigger gubment and freedom after freedom being whittled down in the name of "protecting" us citizens. I think my theory is much more plausible and even more likely. Sure, pot is legal, but a lot of people don't realize that caught while driving high can and will draw a lot of income to the state/counties. I'm sure Oswald acted alone with JFK, too... Fuk'n conspiracy nuts...
  5. Yes, when they arrest you for THC or other DUI or warrants or... Just another excuse to pull you over and see what they may dig up... I've no idea how much the state/county gets paid for each DUI but I'm sure it's a lot. Good thing I've never had to find out. But hey, at least those dangerous criminals won't be slowing us down in the fast lane anymore.
  6. = Cash Cow!
  7. This is yet another guise to pull you over for the shake down. Sure, I'm just as annoyed when following the guy doing 54 in a 55 MPH zone. But, let's consider the more likely driving factor in this situation... CASH FLOW in the form of citations/arrests. One more reason the friendly PoPo can pull you over under the subterfuge of "looking out for the greater good". I call BS. It's yet another shakedown tactic aimed toward those that are following the letter of the law TOO closely. Think about it...
  8. WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMAL(S)? HOW DO THEY GIVE CONSENT? NOT TO MENTION, WHAT IS THE "AGE OF CONSENT" FOR ANY GIVEN SPECIES? LIKE, IF YOU WANT TO BANG A BEETLE, IT MUST BE X DAYS OLD? A HIENA? A RABBIT? A CAMEL? A HIPPO? WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT HUMAN!!!
  9. I'm sure it was them Taliban mo-fo's. Allah Noct Bolt! Viva la Trad! It was an inside job I knew he wasn't dead.
  10. A wanker like me has never found anything "simple" about 5.11. Just say'n. Although I've bagged a few on a good day or three, sans tick marks.
  11. I'm sure it was them Taliban mo-fo's. Allah Noct Bolt! Viva la Trad!
  12. WTF Holmes, those bongs are expensive!
  13. I'm an asshole and we didn't even have climbing gyms when I was mentored back in the olden days. Good to know I didn't need to wait till climbing gyms came around to learn the finer point of asshole cragging/climbing. Those skills transfer well into all aspects of my life.
  14. Another gripping season of "How the Bacon Crumbles"...
  15. What's a cowboy's three favorite pick up lines?... "My trucks paid fer." "I wun my belt buckle in da ro-day-o." "I wus jus try'n to get dat sheep over da fe-ance." Ba-dum-cha-ching
  16. Why doesn't he just move to Kentucky where it's legal?
  17. It worked well on your dad too. But I can't figure out why he never called me back. Musta been something to do w me kicking him out w out his dress.
  18. When I bag chicks, I use the "Double Bag" method... One to cover her face, and one to cover mine in case her's breaks.
  19. Nicely done sir...
  20. Look at the braking hand. If loaded, this rope will go through the belay device like there is no tomorrow. Without autolocking device (like Gri-Gri), the brake hand has to be in braking position. It's the angle of the rope, which is basically useless in the technique shown. IT IS DANGEROUS! I guess you aren't into sarcasm? Not into sarcasm? A six year old video making the fun of the way americans belay?!?! "Sarcastic is as sarcastic does." (Insert best Gump Southern voice)
  21. Look at the braking hand. If loaded, this rope will go through the belay device like there is no tomorrow. Without autolocking device (like Gri-Gri), the brake hand has to be in braking position. It's the angle of the rope, which is basically useless in the technique shown. IT IS DANGEROUS! I guess you aren't into sarcasm?
  22. Condolences to family and friends.
  23. What's this "belay" thingy you speak of???
  24. They tried to steal the truck but it wouldn't start... Long live "The BEAST"!
  25. Also, I don't recall the specifics, but I remember my dad (a retired insurance sales person) telling me that after so much time (2 years) they cannot deny a policy for reasons stated initially when the policy was purchased. In other words, don't die on Rainier before the two year rule goes in effect (or whatever the time frame is). Again, as usual, I could be totally talking out my arse and mis-remembering the details.
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