So, my boss's boss comes into my office today and tells me that he wants me to "help out" on a feature that one of my colleagues is struggling on. This feature is a pile of shit, and I tried to back away, saying that I really didn't want to take ownership on this feature, etc. Everyone avoids this feature like the plague.
"Oh, don't worry, it's just temporary. I just want a second pair of eyes on this, it will be a joint effort, blah blah blah" he says. However, I happen to know the owner of the feature is planning on leaving the company soon, but my boss's boss still thinks that nobody knows (including me).
So, basically, he's giving me this huge snow job, saying "oh, this is just temporary; we just need a little extra help." Of course, when this guy ends up leaving in a month or so, guess who is going to inherit the crap? That's right - me. After all, I'll have been (conveniently) "helping out" on the feature and so logically, I will be a natural choice to inherit it. And, of course, when reviews come around, guess who gets the blame for the stink?
And of course, I can't say anything, 'cause I'm not supposed to know my buddy is leaving in the first place.
I picked up the PM spec today - 103 pages double-sided. Holy shit, what kind of lobotomy do you need to become a PM?
Hopefully all this fucking rain will stop so I can get the flu.