rob

fist jam

Anybody want to do a dawn-patrol thing tomorrow morning at Index before work? I could climb from early to 10 AM or so, or until noon if I can bum a ride to redmond afterwards.

I think the middle east would be better off if they all stopped wearing shoes. I mean, look how well Africa is doing, after all.

I briefly considered joining the police department, but then they found out my parents were married.

Emboldened by success and confidence, I've been pushing myself. But, how can I tell the difference between confident boldness and recklessness? How can I tell the difference between reasonable caution and fear? Any tips?

Inconceivable!

Anybody want to hit up index this afternoon? I can be in monroe around 2:45 or 3:00.

I'd like to hit up index tomorrow afternoon. I can be in monroe around 2:45 or 3:00 pm PM me if either (or both) of you are interested

Dibs on Tuesday!

We had a field trip to the police station, where everyone was fingerprinted and placed in a holding cell (to show what it was like.) It sounded like a real uplifting event. I was sick with the flu, so luckily the man still doesn't have my fingerprints.

Well, we know what happened to that Lot. HAHA, I made a funny

Was it Lot who was sexed by his daughters? And who was it that offered his daughters up to a mob? Was that also Lot? Damn, my bible is rusty.

George Crumb? Didn't he invent the potato chip? Or is that George Crum?

grid bolting?

I'd like to be Mick Jagger.

Now you see why I didn't get into Yale?

I'm not smart enough to know any obscure classical music. I bet that's why I didn't get into Yale. However, I do think that "Life is Shit" by the Dead Milkmen is especially poignant. Their bass player killed himself, so that makes them tragic, too. RIP buddy!

I, for one, am glad that they finally kicked out the migrant workers from the Del Monte plant. I have been trying to get a job there for months, and they have not had any openings. I'm sick of illegal immigrants taking all the good jobs! Clearly, the Mayor of Portland is a communist. He's probably an atheist, too. Go back to San Fransisco, hippie!

I'm no martini fan, but Plymouth is some pretty good gin, if you're into gin.

Mr. Wizard died yesterday. How am I supposed to "ask Mr. Wizard" now?

What a load of crap. Goddamn puritans.

Or, maybe you're on a Mac?

dude, what are you talking about? Office 2007 still has VBA support (6.4). Also, I can still open 2007 documents on 2003 on my machine. Troll?

do you let the girls sip your appletini?