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And threatened to run them over with their SUVs.

Responsible motorist: Hmm, I don't like offshore drilling. I think it's unsafe. I don't support it. I have to drive because it's the only way to get my kids to daycare, but I won't support offshore drilling, even if that means oil will cost more. Please don't do it. Conservatard cc.comer: NO WAY. Offshore drilling is totally safe. The fish LOVE it. They think it's an artificial reef. McCain said so, and he's a total maverick. So, we're going to do it anyway, even if you don't like it. DRILL BABY DRILL!!! LOLZ. Responsible motorist: Told you so. Conservatard cc.comer: What are you talking about? This is your fault, you're the one filling your car up with gas. I take no responsibility, whatsoever. I didn't hear you complaining about it at the pump. The oil companies were FORCED to take the drastic step of offshore drilling because YOU refuse to stop driving. It's not their fault, and it's not my fault for insisting on it. It's your fault because you own a car. GOD, YOU'RE SO SELFISH. Hey, you look mexican. Can I see your papers? Shouldn't you be out shooting cops?

I'm sorry, but I cannot go along with an iTunes recommendation. Worst. Software. Ever. If you use it, I'll come over there and kick you in the nuts. Either way, iTunes is not really gonna do for him what he wants. Hell, I could be talked into tagging that shit for you if you let me have a copy of each track. Except for the ones with Donna Godchaux. There is no excuse for her horrendous off-key banshee screeching. How could they even put up with that?

what, no cbt links? poo poo fetish is way too japanese for me.

blaming offshore drilling on kevbone's need for a car is like blaming a rape victim for wearing a short skirt. I wear t-shirts. Does that mean I'm to blame for Chinese sweatshops? Only criminals use that kind of argument. "Well, he left his wallet out in plain sight! It's his fault for not stopping me!!"

wtf

will I require a passport to travel to and from Arizona now? I was thinking of taking the kids down there to see the grand canyon this summer, should I start working on the visa papers?

What if you just like guns? Some people like shooting them. That doesn't mean they're going to knock over a bank or become a domestic terrorist.

where do you even find shit like that

so you can suck on them, duh

DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D LET A BOT DO THE WORK FOR ME???!!!! Well, sometimes she just wants to do all the work.

I'm gonna cape your ass.

where is the hitler mustache?????

she needs more fiber.

are u guys gonna kiss?

fmylife

Shut your face! PUT UP A WEBSITE ROB OR YOU'RE A PUSSY!!!!! NO way, I provided the pithy burrito protest sign pic. Pics are worth way more than webpages. Porter gets extra points for spamming his farside image across 5 different threads, within seconds of each other. Bot?

Yes, indeed, how could a thread like this ever degrade into 3rd grade boner jokes? I mean, it started out talking about boobs and ass, where is it gonna go from there?

Yes! DRAMA!!!

This thread sucks. Way too coherent, and why is this shit still on topic? Fuck all y'alls.