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I don't think politicians really have any beliefs of their own.

That's racist. What do you have against chinks?

Hmm, I dunno. There are plenty of republicans who believe in drug legalization/decriminalization. And plenty of democrats who think pot should be criminal. I mean, look at O'bama (he's irish, you know.)

democrat and republican don't even mean anything. There are plenty of conservative democrats (Mississippi, anyone??) and plenty of liberal republicans. They're just parties. Ideologies shift. Remember when the southern democrats resisted civil rights legislation in the 60's? LOL.

oh, and also:

I'm pissed off that my dispensary can't sell alcohol. Now THAT'S some serious irony.

Or that it wasn't even his idea to begin with. How many fucking "advisors" do these jackasses have? Who are we really electing? RON PAUL 2012!!!

Yeah, forget about "Eat the rich." They could feed on Michael Moore for WEEKS!

But first he's got to occupy a couple of big macs and a coke.

Kevbone sent me a really cool youtube video that proved conclusively that the sinking of the Fitzgerald was a hoax, perpetrated by the U.S. government in an attempt to start a war with Canada over their vast maple syrup reserves.

it's because they have small dicks. Don't you watch southpark?

I think it's crazy that some people are saying, "oh, this doesn't cover small stores, so we should just keep everything in monopolized, state-run communist-bloc style gray buildings."

Spotify: (verb) the act of accidentally staining your panties when your menstrual cycles arrives early. She had to keep panty-liners in her purse, since she had a bad habit of spotifying her favorite thongs.

Plus, Michael Moore is really, really fat. He could occupy Wall Street single-handed!

what would Bill say? "they deserve it, they knew what would happen."

Ron Paul wears fake eyebrows, LOOOOOOOL! http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/ron-paul-droopy-eyebrow-prompts-suspicion-184456720.html

He buys them off-the-rack at the men's warehouse.

that ad was right after all; america's never seen a candidate quite like herman cain.

it's only a matter of time until this guy is caught in a gay sex scandal. The lady doth protest too much.

he's probably wishing he didn't give up that sweet ambassador gig.

In this photo, Mr. Paul is fantasizing about removing financial and environmental regulation. It's about the only thing that gives him a boner anymore.

I was doing 3 things. Eating, helping kids with homework, and.....and.....wait, what was that last thing? EPA?

Is it me, or does he always look like a kid wearing his father's suit jacket?

I found this picture of you on the internet