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Herman Cain forced me to touch his umlaut.

I think you're doing it wrong.

what time zone does the magic of 11/11/11 11:11:11 use? GMT? Or, does the magic follow the sun around the world according to the standard time zones and international date line? If you could travel fast enough, could you experience the magic once an hour for 24 hours, or only 12 hours? How fast would you need to travel, and in what direction? Discuss.

obviously, it's because of bare-foot running [rolleyes]

Show me. Well, you were vaccinated, weren't you? QED. loooool

what is Ron Paul's position on 11/11/11?

Couldn't you just set your clock to be 11/11/11 11:11:11 anytime you want? Wouldn't it be just as arbitrary/meaningful? RON PAUL 2012!!!

media blackout LOOOOOOL! Truth usually hurts. Yeah, from the laughing too hard

You're not worth the wasted expended energy, you brain-addled ass clown. We already all know that you'd rather trade substance free insults until kingdom come, which surely must be a sign of your not being "brain-addled" lol u mad bro?

Only because of the media black out and how much he threatens the current status quo and establishment. media blackout LOOOOOOL!

Sure, because if the candidate is just a trained monkey, you want to make sure his handlers are competent, at least. I mean, if it's all a show, then you vote for the best actor, don't you? O'bama!

I don't think politicians really have any beliefs of their own.

That's racist. What do you have against chinks?

Hmm, I dunno. There are plenty of republicans who believe in drug legalization/decriminalization. And plenty of democrats who think pot should be criminal. I mean, look at O'bama (he's irish, you know.)

democrat and republican don't even mean anything. There are plenty of conservative democrats (Mississippi, anyone??) and plenty of liberal republicans. They're just parties. Ideologies shift. Remember when the southern democrats resisted civil rights legislation in the 60's? LOL.

oh, and also:

I'm pissed off that my dispensary can't sell alcohol. Now THAT'S some serious irony.

Or that it wasn't even his idea to begin with. How many fucking "advisors" do these jackasses have? Who are we really electing? RON PAUL 2012!!!

Yeah, forget about "Eat the rich." They could feed on Michael Moore for WEEKS!

But first he's got to occupy a couple of big macs and a coke.

Kevbone sent me a really cool youtube video that proved conclusively that the sinking of the Fitzgerald was a hoax, perpetrated by the U.S. government in an attempt to start a war with Canada over their vast maple syrup reserves.

it's because they have small dicks. Don't you watch southpark?

I think it's crazy that some people are saying, "oh, this doesn't cover small stores, so we should just keep everything in monopolized, state-run communist-bloc style gray buildings."

Spotify: (verb) the act of accidentally staining your panties when your menstrual cycles arrives early. She had to keep panty-liners in her purse, since she had a bad habit of spotifying her favorite thongs.