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I did that yesterday! What did you eat?

i might marry you as my doc if you keep telling me what i want to hear... just so long as it works OK

Wait, that sounds insanely cool! I flew (almost) over Mt. Rainier and inside the crater of Mt. Saint Helens in a Cesna years ago. Its was amazing!

I love it when that happens!

So, I had my blood drawn last week and went over the results with my doc. She's telling me to continue with super low exercise levels and intensity for [another six weeks]....... My pituitary is still dragging in producing strong enough signals to get my metabolism and stress capacity reved up. I realize that this problem has been festering for over a year now........ and honestly its proving to be the toughest thing I've ever been through. The other thing, as Archy said earlier, is that most people don't have any idea what this is. In that way, this is a very lonely battle to get into.

give me a few years to finish grad school and I'll be your foot specialist! I'll say "you know, Ms. Muffy, you really should take care of those tootsies, fight clubs are hard on your health" you'll say "yeah but, I like kicken asses" I'll say "just plantar flex more and invert less on your kicks" OK I'm losing it........

So, I'm watching the movie Vertical Limit.......... I know I'm in bad shape when I revert to this for entertainment........... I think the coolest part is the little clip of Ed Veisters. The dude is a pimp! He just stands there smiling, says two words, and gets payed! OH, and the blonde european chick/babe climber lady, IS AMAZING! I honestly cannot think of anything hotter........... except Muffy of course

That testical story last week was pretty insane......... I emailed it to a bunch of buddies, and basically everyone hates me now for disgusting them so much! -Don't masterbate around power tools!

Good luck man! Its summer now, and SUN HELPS increase blood flow and good feelings!

Hmmmm. Well then, buddy, it sucks to be you!

So, Archy, does it turn you on when your snake draws blood??????

Oh I am soooooo stoked on this! I used to pretend I am Tin Tin........

Oh jesus....... And I thought my parents had problems! That snake HAD to be de-fanged....... I think I'm going to go vomit now.......

I'm OK with that. Spray does bring out my retarded and dyslexic sides quite profoundly.

I used to have these things called soap shoes where you could run and grind down ledges and rails on these plastic thingys on the soles. That was extreme street walking!

No. But Roosters are cool. They have one testicle! So you have something in common? It still counts as a testicle even if it hasn't dropped. Fuck you. My one testicle still produces a mole more testosterone per hour than both of your old and shriveled raisins produce in 10 years! There, Oly, got some lurking recorded?

I know a dude who grows his hair out super long, gets tan, acts all quite and mysterious, and then stares at people with giant brown eyes. Now don't get me wrong, the dude is a total social idiot, but he gets more action than anyone I know! Once he opens his mouth however, they're gone....

Well, I don't know who COOK is/was, but I sure like to cook! Tonight I made a chicken and black bean tortilla wrap with avacados, tomatos, jalepeneos, and hot-sweet-and sour-chilly sauce! OOOOOOO YUMMY!

I remember watching an interview of W, where the interviewer asked him "was there any other information source other than US inteligance you consulted before making the decision to invade Iraq?" he replied "I consulted a higher power, from within". Now, my response to that is "what do we usually do with people who hear voices in thier head?" - Yeah, we lock them up in a mental institution and forget about them! Anyone else remember that news clip?

I am now officially terrified of babies now! Thanks Kevbone, you just made my evening.

I freaking love my orthotics! Actually, its time for some new ones. Perhaps Layton will be able to hook it up some day!

This is the best wife joke I've ever read!

No. But Roosters are cool. They have one testical!

Sounds like you need a drink. I've got some home made Vodka right here! Its approximately 9.73 x 10^-4 Molar Sulfur Dioxide by volume.

I don't think I know you. But I do know you are a crack addict.