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Finally! I love lesbians! I wonder if Ms. Muffy plays like that??? Archenemy makes me fart.

When I was a kid I had a major problem with putting shit in my mouth. And this one time! I put a staple in my mount and started chewing, and totally stapled my tongue! I pulled it out, and said "that was weird" and went on with life without incident. No joke.

pfffftttt my butt. Adequate sleep increases testosterone. HA!

So what does it mean if yur young, buff, and in the buff? -ps. I don't know exactly WHY I typed that yesterday........ ADD!!!

OMFG sums this pretty well...... I'm certainly glad I still have my face!

I have one word for you... HAIR. Very true. However, I personally would rather lose some genital hair than jam staples through my scrotum! Youch! You can be both plucked and pierced. and spanked and shocked and tied up and hot waxed and punished... oh my *sigh* Muffy????? Hmmmm, that is either very scary, or insanely hot! Hmmmmm...... think think think.....

Archenemy, you are a very sick individual. Mental institution cough cough.....!

How do you know this fat kid?

I really DO enjoy melons, I just not ones THAT BIG!

Yeah, and us sleep club folk will catch up to your tuckered ass and PASS YOU! HOOT HOOT!!!

Different story for the girls.

I have one word for you... HAIR. Very true. However, I personally would rather lose some genital hair than jam staples through my scrotum! Youch!

You are probably right. Its just that the ones I've run into havn't supported it. I will look into it! I'm stoked to have people around keeping me on my toes!

Actually, digging is an AMAZING workout! Seriously, years of building BMX jumps have taught me that. Also, I'm a big fan of stationary bikes. Biking seems to balance the quad muscles so well, especially the VMO. Just look at Lance's legs!

As long as I get her Burkenstocks! Then we could probably get Kevbone to take the beat up ones that you don't want.

Cheeky man!

Olyclimber: now awarded silliest damn freaking Sprayer!

Honestly, would you be at all surprised if he told you that? Come on, we're talking about Kevbone here! True, this IS Kevbone we're talking about. Bonehead.

SO WHAT! ITS STILL KICKS ASS!

OK, first of all, I find MASSIVELY amusing that you are consulting the wisdom of SPRAY to come up with a name for your baby girl. That speaks volumes about how dedicated you are to your climbing, I mean daughter. Secondly, I also find it amusing that you'd consider naming yer twinkie "Archy" or "Minx". How about, "I_like_sex" I'm deeply touched! OK, heres some names: Liane Spray LeBre Spray LeBre Kristine LeBre Mont Blanc LeBre Gasherbrum LeBre Imao Lebre Stuart LeBre (I do know a chick named Stuart - it works!) Helen LeBre Riley LeBre (also, this dude name works too!) Tahoma LeBre Anaperna LeBre Annecy LeBre Sean Frank LeBre (wait, that is a dudes name....crap) Well, I think you should pick out a nice wee french name. It flows nice. Don't do what my old man did.....that is, pick a name, then forget it, and revert back to "Wee Bastard" whenever needed. Sorry if all my names suck super bad. I'm laughing WAY too hard to think right now!

I could use a new brain. Wait, do they even sell those at Best Buy? I think only Circuit city has them in stock.

...A urologist, maybe?

OH CHRIST, THATS INCREDIBLE!!!! I now know WHY I want to be a doctor........ I also NOW know never to masterbate around power tools....... Thanks for sharing this. It seriously made my complete day!

I'm young and buff.

Preach it Oly!