And where the fuck did I ever say the clothing was too "Fashionable"??!? Holy crap, the shorts on blondie look like a bad version of some 70's/80's Dolfin-meets-cheesie jogging suit motif. And the tank top embroidered with the truly mind blowingly brilliant phrase: "I [heart] Climbing". Um, weren't "I [Heart}..." bumper stickers all the rage in, like, 1987 or something? Does she work as a pitchwoman for "Baby on Board" car placards in her spare time, when she isn't climbing REALLY HARD routes?
Anyway, who out there wants to be the first to be pulling down- REALLY HARD, of course- in your very own I HEART CLIMBING shirt? Anyone? Be the first on your block! Be the trend setter at your crag! Impress your friends!