StevenSeagal

WAYYYYKKKKEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! WAAYYYYYKKKKE UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

No dude, you just aren't listening to the music, the deep meaning, the amazing licks and frets and the definition...he's so HEAVY. Soon every axe man will be emulating his original style and only wishing they were as good.

Is that your sister's teeth?

Fuck Eddie. It's gotta be:

Except for kevbone- hundreds of posts later, there's still no hope.

Well, there's a turd that didn't get flushed.

Did Mother Teresa give you a tough fight? She tried. That Nun had a bad habit.

More like this, dickweed:

Ok...I get it now. Old habits are Hard to Kill. Thank you for the enlightenment- which of course comes easily to me.

Or something like that...

The best ice climber is the one climbing the most ice.

Kevin Bacon is a traitor- I knew it

And I'll be soloing along not far below you.

I'm way over three. After getting fired (due to that little contract issue I posted about in the beginning of the month) I got a letter from my ex-employer letting me know that my identity was stolen and that I have to follow up on it. Then, I got a call from my mom letting me know that my uncle broke his pelvis in three places. Then she told me she has to go through another surgery and I'm the one who gets to take care of her for a week afterwards. There's some more stuff, but it's all equally boring. Harsh. Sounds like you're the one Under Siege.

How bout a bender at the Lowlifer?

Gives new meaning to "coming into the oval office".

Black Ice: Vanilla's goal

kevbone, what are you looking on this site for, the joke's in your hand.

Splitter Gear: A preparatory manuever; usually occurs just after the query in "Camelback".

If only that were always the case. Too often they are for hiding nice ones so we can't get a good look.

Harness: How a pirate addresses Her Majesty, usually preceded by "Your Royal..."

Sweaters, or sweatshirts, always tied around waists.