StevenSeagal

Truth is a pathless land.

Say it again...

Why not? Ok, kevbone, you start:

Wouldn't it be better to actually have the porn stars instead of their works?

I prefer second-hand.

The Village Idiot Weighs In I'm guessing he "hadn't heard that" because he's been too busy watching the profit side of things...

Time to switch to Cheez Whiz...

Well there's only room for one of us here, so looks like you're goin' swimmin'.

Good choices...although can you leave behind Ministry's very first album?

Alright I will play along a little- one of my 5 would be...Radiohead

How about just an endless loop track of "It's a Small World", sung by children?

Egads! Hasn't 30 years of listening to this stuff been enough already, without now making it the only music you can listen to for the rest of your life?!? PS- do you have a mullet and a Camaro? Or a Camaro mullet?

How about this for a diversion, then:

I agree. All these laws and restrictions are really clogging things up around here.

We should turn tail and run away. We're just a bunch of wooped American bitches! Decline and fall of our civilization is nigh! The end is near, head east on I-90!!! The sky is falling!! Well fuck that. If the sky is falling, I sure as hell won't head east towards Montana...that's BIG SKY country!

neither is mine. can't hide something so utterly inconspicuous. Whatever you say. this sounds like a call-out to me! So, exactly how large is your penis, tvash? is it inversely proportional to your tits, or does it correspond? (Heavens! blush blush) i believe a pull-up contest is in order, post-haste. I'd rather he not pull up his skirt and show us his man-gina.

Let's thanks guns again: and let's thank the ladies: and eastern medicine: and let's not forget to thank Aikido:

What about a bolt gun? God, no!

Rob, I know you think smoking pole in public should be legal, but please refrain from said activities in the Muir hut. If you want to do it one of the solar toilets, I guess it's OK. Thank you. Just make sure you tap your foot 3 times...

I recovered one of your messages for you- Dear Layton: I send you warmest greetings and best wishes in this fine season. I am Barrister Wilhelm Cornelius Adnana, Esq., I recently was hired by the government of Sierra Leone to settle the estate of Muganda Harandi Layton, who was tragically killed last November in an encounter with an angry pack of Bonobos. I have been unable to locate any living relatives until your name turned up when I searched the internets in America. I have done research to confirm that Muganda is your 5th cousin and that you are the sole heir to his fortune of 23 million dollars US.I want to turn this over to you and to expedite this I need your social security number, bank account routing number, and address so I can wire you the money at once. My fee is a modest 500,000 dollars. Please contact me at once so we can settle this matter in timely fashion, Yours truly, Barrister Wilhelm Cornelius Adnana, Esq.

Yup, I also believe all management of public land should be inherently built into our tax structure, which then requires that the federal government actually budget these items as a priority; rather than what we have now, which is a systematic fiscal starvation of our parks and forest departments, leaving them searching for ways to generate revenue (i.e. commercialization and privatization of public lands!).

Sure does, Nodder!

My reaction to this is that even if you are packing, a deranged psychopath who is bent on killing someone is not really going to give you a chance to a fair shootout, now is he? I would imagine said psychopath sniping you from behind some hiding place, or killing you in your sleep, so the gun wouldn't really help. Word. Which then suggests something about the person who is adamant about bringing guns on the trail for "protection"; given the above analysis, the gun carrying hiker out for a walk, in order to adjust the odds in his favor, would need to regard every hiker they meet with immediate, high level suspicion and fear and keep a close eye on their every move as they pass one another, not to mention a finger on the trigger. Now if I'm that other hiker, I'm pretty sure that this suspicious, gun packing man giving me the stinkeye as I go by is going to leave me a lot more scared of him than the other way around.