Johnny_Tuff

Is that some kind of sly reference to, you know, uhhh...the "back door" action?

I didn't say it would be a good thing. Sheesh! Shame on you for implying that I meant otherwise. Imagining a terrorist doing harm to the president would be indefensible. This is America!

Imagine how different the world would be today if Moose-owie had completed his mission. Goodness gracious heavens sakes alive!

Yeah, they be keepin' it live down here in the 503, too. Apparently the Doc even has a record label now. Looks like some pretty geeky electronical indy crap, but whatever lines the Doctor's pockets, I guess.

Ugh. That sign in the background has atrocious kerning.

WTF? That is significantly more embarrassing than the photo I was afraid that would be ("Cobra Commander hard at work polishing his helmet").

Gah! I thought you were suspiciously manly in person!

Bah, I'd be the flakiest potential partner/educator in PDX. Barely making it to the gym or the crag myself, and at a pretty sadly random schedule at that. So weak!

It's going to be extensively illustrated in my forthcoming instructional volume, "Sporteneering: Freedom of the Bolts" (foreword by Northwest sports climbing legend, the elusive Dr. Flash Amazing!).

"But I thought she was an undercover cop of legal age!"

He is something of a layabout, isn't he?

Holy Toledo! Twin torpedoes! My cub scout pitched a tent in my Speedo!

Why don't you get off your ass and come down here and help your bro-in-law out? Or is he too tall for your beta?

I put the shorter draws up front, and the long ones that I put on the anchors at the back. Simple.

I'd rather put my fingers in a shark's mouth. It's actually not too bad when the temps are crisp. Once your fingers are numb, you can't tell what the fuck you're holding onto.

F-ing Rawhide. Anything else will be icing for my badly bruised ego.

If you're going to write an essay, you might want to provide some transitional phrases between your facts, to help them flow together more cohesively. As is, it's a little choppy. You might try adding an introduction, developing each thought into its own paragraph with some additional contextual information to help set the stage, and then tie it up with a concise conclusion. Until then, I'm giving you a D on this assignment. You have until 11:00 am to turn in your rewrite.

Why is it that Holland is the Netherlands, but people from there are Dutch? This a make-a no sense.

I cannot counter such a brutal assault on my delicate hetero sensibilities. I will be out for the next hour crying and beating up my pillow in a fit of righteously indignant masculine rage.

Sounds like a reasonable bare-minimum gauge for trip enjoyability. I'll see what I can do.

Unpleasant experience leave a bad taste in your mouth?

Nope, but we'll be there Saturday (meaning you just miss out on getting roundhouse-kicked by me). I'll leave some chalk on the holds for you, so you can see where to climb!

Eh? His bead "A"?

The hell you say!

Sounds like a shitty place to piss the day away napping.