Johnny_Tuff

For the SUV, I'd recommend the .44--you need stopping power for that kind of beast. Just toss the polar bear some fresh seal chops and he'll leave you alone. Johnny Tuff knows how to handle ferocious wildlife, fuckin'-A right!

and God bless this fine nation.

grizzly or polar

G-spotter or N-odder

But vertical, you couldn't hang all four coats up. Come on, have some imagination! The coats would just be all overlapping like.

Whatever happened to this proud American hero?

That is making my calves pumped.

It's never OK to hurt an anim...oh, herding cats! Haha. Ermmm...

Coat? You must mean GOAT. Do you have a fucking-goat? Aiii! La cabra de chingando!

Sweet rack, though. Suh-weeeeeeet-ahhhhhh!

THAT STUPID COAT RACK WOULDN'T HOLD A FACTOR .001 FALL!!! YOU WILL DIE!!! Are those ordinary figure eight knots? Why do you need separate locking bines on the power point? Come on, even a sport climber can see if you clipped one biner into the two power points, it would be triaxially loaded, causing you to DIE.

Spray away, spray away, spray away...

Doesn't it just make you sick?

Why keep punishing all of us? I recommend "broil," and be sure to put the rack close to the top.

Must every debate around here devolve into Gremlin vs. Pinto?

Anything else I can help you with, boy genius?

this crowds more scratch or bitchslap As embodied by Norris vs. Segal, naturally.

kick or punch

Thanks for that cherry bit of wisdom.

Sounds like maybe it's been explored before: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...amp;btnG=Search

Da, pust' vsye komunyaki stradat' navek v ade. Oooohhh, that never gets old. Hit me with it again!

Is now a good time to point out that so far this thread is all a bunch of choices, but very few have listed any compromises. You don't compromise between a hurricane and an earthquake, do you?