Johnny_Tuff

Did he mispell wool or carpentry? Nice one, genius.

Also, I would add that it's not "a beta." You would be asking for or receiving "the beta," or just "beta."

weeelllll back to the back to the beat, y'all I get down with the sound so sweet, y'all just how fresh can I get, y'all? those that I bless say "yes, y'all"

= no submissions allowed When did anyone ever have a bouldering 'epic'? What would that be? Running out of chalk and Mountain Dew and having your iPod batteries die all at the same time while being more than a 100 feet from the road? No, no, the venture just had to "end in retreat." So, like, basically every time I go bouldering. Gimme my linky thing and beers now.

What, is this guy trying to jinx you or some shit? "Oh, yeah, you should be fine. As long as you don't, say, get hit by a truck, or fall off a cliff, or get attacked by a bear..."

Tricky sequences, is that really a decent clipping stance, unlikely/unusual/hard-to-figger moves, secret rests, key footholds, etc. If you're gonna get the beta, get the total package!

the alpine

For the record, we think you're an irritating twit as well. Serendipity!

woks saucepans saute pans griddles double boilers baking sheets muffin tins bundt pans and last but not least, the cast-iron skillet

Bros or hoes?

Bah, I'm not an engineer! Just forced to work with them...

right wingers hell-bent on protecting the rights of the wealthiest 1% of the population at the expense of just about everything else

In a nutshell, the crux difference between left and right.

Ahright! We know you have ties to Osama! Yer all goin' ta Gitmo!

No, no. There's a subtle but critical distinction, best explored by the inner rioter you keep locked in the bottom drawer of the dingy gray filing cabinet of your tidy, carefully compartmentalized psyche. Have some whisky and let that motherfucker loose; you'll see what I mean.

cause havoc or fuck shit up

army of killer clowns or giant alien robot

death ray or zombification chemicals in the water supply

I find it doubtful that a sterling sendmeister such as HM would be slumming with that long-haired dirtbag. Hard Man always had the highest of standards.

Stop sniveling. You get what you pay for. Suck it up and send.

I'm still going with clip-clip-"dirt me!" as the most efficient anchor setup. All this futzing about with cordage and snap-links and directional-non-sliding-self-equivocationalizing-doubled-back-clove-hitch-triple-backup-anti-ICBM-nuke-u-larwintersurvivalbunkeranchorsystems seems like time wasted when you could be downing a Clif Bar and dialing your sequence for the crux.

There is no way this could possibly be correct. Three percent? I'm sure you have a fine source for that statistic, but it just doesn't pass the sniff test. I dunno about you, brother, but I see a lot of Wal Marts, fast food joints, gas stations, mini marts, and the like around here, and, from my own work experience growing up (don't worry, I'm sure you worked so much harder than I did ), I don't recall that sort of job paying all too highly. It also makes me wonder how many are really making substantially more than the minimum wage. A 25-cent/hour pay raise may technically mean you are not making minimum wage, but it's not buying you a whole lot more Top Ramen.

Holy shitballs. Hard. F-ing. Core.

Just increase the nailing, throw in a few more holdowns, and tell the architect to stick it if he wants any more windows or any shallower beams. Then get the fuck out of the office and send proud!

Hell no! Hard Man must have a new project somewhere! He's running it out on sick terrain whilst scheming on how to bed some comely crag-lasses.