Choada_Boy

Maybe you should try finding a good penis/colon/mouth doctor instead. That's probably why your nose is so fucked up.

Correlation is causation.

After considering a number of options (ice tools, sack of doorknobs, stick, bear spray, fists, baseball bat), and based on some comments by pathetic left-coast douche bags willing to sit on their ass and do nothing while their friends get beat up, or the disease of fear that pervades our society and makes a person stay in their house and do nothing while their neighbor gets beat to death at two in the morning, I've decided to arm the homestead with a gun. Rationale: -A gun works at a distance -A gun requires no special training or expertise, other than when to use it -A gun gives you the option of applying lethal force to defend yourself -A wife with a gun is "stronger" than a determined male attacker without one -An attacker might have a gun too -Nothing makes a person do what you want them to do like a gun pointed at their face. So, any suggestions for home defense weapon and ammunition? I'm thinking either 12 gauge combat shotgun with buck shot or 9mm Hydrashoks, but I want something the wife could use too.

I'm rubber, you're glue.

Fucking A Right! A entire can of Bear Spray full in the face! Problem solved, thanks Thinker!!!

I'm certainly not advocating tracking these people down to kill them. I'm considering what to do to stop the attack without going to jail.

Your comments are only meant to provoke. I'm rubber, you're glue. If those dudes last night had a real fear that someone might just blow their heads off or beat them into a coma for their actions, I wouldn't be sitting here ignoring your drivel. Maybe the dude's face will heal up in a year and everyone will feel fine about how they did nothing.

Bas Rutten would say that anything goes in a street fight. Should that include beating an assailant with a hammer? Pretty sad that I'd think I'd need my glasses to brawl, it's amazing how weird your thought processes can get in high adrenaline moments at 2am. The dude said "Escape" as the type of car, and I added an "R" and told the cop "Pacer" Regardless, I'm most certainly no Seattle Pussy, but I'm getting to the point in life where I'm fed up with the societal response to this type of shit. Wrist-slapping makes people think that it's no big deal. If you and your bro want to stomp a dude like cowards, you deserve to die, or, better yet, have your hands sawed off.

I called the cops and yelled "cops are on the way, M.F.s" But the dude go a stiff beating after that for another minute or so while I ran to get my glasses. By the time I got outside they had taken off.

You are entitled to your incorrect opinion. Bitch stomping someone , IMHO, forfeits your privilidge to live.

Sorry, thought experiment tangent. I don't have anger management issues it takes quite a bit to get me authentically pissed of such as waking me up at 2am beating the shit out of my neighbor.

You would not be angry to wake up and find someone in your living room? You would not perceive them as a threat and seek to remove that threat?

Basic weapons class?? That was ages 10-15, when I stopped hunting. I want a gun to kill the M.F. in my living room.

On a side note, the kid that lives up the street lied to the cops about the ID for his friends that did the stomping. "I met them at the bar and they gave me a ride home." Sure. They knew about the jump in the road and the shortcut out of the neighborhood. Any ideas for some ice cold revenge?

I hope this is a troll. Even cops have to fill out paperwork when they kill a bad guy. Of course there are questions asked. If someone in your family got drunk, stumbled into their neighbor's house, and got shot dead, wouldn't you want to at least ask a few questions? What does the law say? Why should I have to interview a person who broke into my house? Not a troll. After last night I'm considering buying a gun for the house.

If two people are bitch stomping a guy on the ground, can I hit one in the head with a baseball bat?

If I wake up and someone's in my house, can I go downstairs and kill them dead on the spot, no questions asked?

After my neighbor got the shit kicked out of him at 2am last night by two drunks driving by, I have a few questions for the legal experts or law enforcement types on this site. In WA: 1) What are the limits of deadly force I can apply to an intruder in my house? 2) What are the limits of deadly force I can apply to an intruder on my property? 3) What are the limits of deadly force I can apply in defending myself from physical assault? 4) What are the limits of deadly force I can apply in defending another person from physical assault? 5) What are your credentials? Thanks!!!

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You should get a gun and Go Postal on this M.F.

I think they're pretty good. The overview maps could be a bit better and Fred's time estimates can be pretty far off sometimes, but the don't call them "Beckey's Bibles" for nothing.

We're the hand that writes and quickly moves away.

Define retarded question.

Yeah! Who wants to see bolts on a cliff next to a highway? BTW: I only eat strip-mined meat.

SWEET!!!