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ClimbingPanther

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  15. Wanted: a venture capitalist with enough cash to finance a supply of: 10 new sweatshirts, 10 new pairs of sweatpants, 10 pairs of man-thong underwear, 10 pairs of wool socks, 10 stocking caps, and 1 empty bottle per day For: me to sweat in the clothes, then wring the sweat out into the bottle, and sell both the clothing with residual sweat and the liquid sex appeal contained in the bottle.
  16. Wrong way. Cook in the back and pee out the front. It's a hell of a lot easier to crawl over pee-snow than a stove. "You're both wrong. If I can travel 900 miles in a car without stopping for teh bathroom, you can certainly make it through the night." I've never seen the need for two doors yet as long as the first one is big enough. Just extra zipper weight.
  17. Is this what happens when a heifer gives birth? Don't flatter yourself, you've only channeled the mass hysteria that is "cc.com spray" into a particular thread.
  18. There is really only one cereal, Kellogg's Raisin Bran. This was originally discovered on one of Cap'n Crunch's voyages to "Cereal Isle" and subsequently imported by air via Toucan Sam. Others have been instrumental in its journey to national prominence, as well. The creation of the "Cereal Aisle" and marketing of imitation products based on related characters has really diluted the market and confused many as to what "cereal" really is. Strive for the truth.
  19. that's a good one. I get peeved when you obey the speed limit for hours on end on the highway, then go to a slower speed zone, then get stopped at a stoplight and accidently speed back up too far, then slow down immediately, then get a ticket for the 5 seconds of the whole day you were over the speed limit.
  20. 2 pickets = 2 lbs? or 1 M-80 = 2 oz? What to bring???
  21. ...and Glen Miller Band was played every 5 minutes?
  22. just one of the few benefits that goes along with the curse of salary
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