Wanted: a venture capitalist with enough cash to finance a supply of:
10 new sweatshirts, 10 new pairs of sweatpants, 10 pairs of man-thong underwear, 10 pairs of wool socks, 10 stocking caps, and 1 empty bottle
per day
For:
me to sweat in the clothes, then wring the sweat out into the bottle, and sell both the clothing with residual sweat and the liquid sex appeal contained in the bottle.