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whidbey

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  1. If you could find oil in them waters... This wouldn't be so.
  2. Man fell 75 feet on Little Mount Si. East Side fire and rescue got to him and he appears to be doing ok... Based on Kiro 7 News Report.
  3. Not a bad ling cod... Kinda little compared to the ones I get diving though ... You non divers aren't allowed the guilty pleasure of no size limits ... Now a kayak that you can dive off of is worth owning
  4. whidbey

    Why is it?.......

    Since they are no longer 4WD's but AWD's they do so so suck. My old school Subaru was 4WD... It could go places I didn't think it should or could without complaint. Kerry wasn't running for anything at that time.
  5. lol... think government hours...
  6. whidbey

    Why is it?.......

    Subaru's make me Hurl
  7. whidbey

    what the hell

    Zig Zag on Erie... Not a bad day
  8. Why did the pirate get shot by a prostitute? Because he was singing "Yo, Ho, Ho!"
  9. Since I missed it.... If someone knows where to find the video feed of the interview please let me know. thanx..
  10. Thanks for the tips. I will see what I can do.
  11. If the weather looks like it will suck ass on Baker I would be interested in Lworth..
  12. lol.. If you can't find a real climber.. i'm willing Hardman that you are... tomorrow or saturday... have climbing plans for sunday at Erie.
  13. Tree... I hate to agree but I do.... This solves nothing in the greater picture of this fucked up situation...
  14. did that off.. was looking for a place that didn't clog up cascade climbers though.. anyways.. check out what I put up from the back side of Eldorado and let me know what you think. Took it from the summit of Dorado Needle last week. Thanx for the info though.
  15. What is a good free site to post my pictures and make a link to here? thnx....
  16. could I saw his head off like he's reported to do to that poor fucker who got his head cut off on live tv?
  17. Voodoo Dick There was this Pirate who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing,nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoodick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The Pirate laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he wasgone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how toshut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right... Voodoo dick, my ass!"
  18. pass, ... if your still hungry.. have a spare blue bag for your freaky ass..
  19. you didn't find the women did ya michael.. my lake is better ....... damn pretty shit though.
  20. just fuckin kill me... i only have 1 hour and 15 minutes to get with my maker.. fuck em.. in the ass with a grayhound bus.
  21. light and fast..... very fast..
  22. If you haven't been to Airplane lake above lake wenatchee.. it's better.. girls all around dressed in nothing... and great fishing
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