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Tree... I hate to agree but I do.... This solves nothing in the greater picture of this fucked up situation...
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did that off.. was looking for a place that didn't clog up cascade climbers though.. anyways.. check out what I put up from the back side of Eldorado and let me know what you think. Took it from the summit of Dorado Needle last week. Thanx for the info though.
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What is a good free site to post my pictures and make a link to here? thnx....
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could I saw his head off like he's reported to do to that poor fucker who got his head cut off on live tv?
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Voodoo Dick There was this Pirate who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing,nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoodick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The Pirate laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he wasgone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how toshut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right... Voodoo dick, my ass!"
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pass, ... if your still hungry.. have a spare blue bag for your freaky ass..
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nothing balanced here
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you didn't find the women did ya michael.. my lake is better ....... damn pretty shit though.
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just fuckin kill me... i only have 1 hour and 15 minutes to get with my maker.. fuck em.. in the ass with a grayhound bus.
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light and fast..... very fast..
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If you haven't been to Airplane lake above lake wenatchee.. it's better.. girls all around dressed in nothing... and great fishing
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This week?.. baker from the north...coleman deming? I was up last weekend checking it out and it looks steller from 7300 ft. I'm game if you have the time and the interest. best, Whidbey aka Gordon...
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Why not tie it up your prusik "Klemheist Style"... Seems to grip great on skinny glacier rope. Only drawback is of course it's a one way prusik. Linky to knot. http://www.animatedknots.com/klemheist/i...imatedknots.com Just a thought...
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fuck speed.. fuck all. I'll be on heading towards Eldorado with friends.. hope you all have a great weekend!!
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The new mammut with hood is the shit. It's almost to warm for most stuff in the pnw.... damn nice just the same though. I think it's called the cloud or something like that? correct me if'n i'm wrong. Had to special order it from Feathered friends just to get it.
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Love em.. spendy.. just can't get my dirt bag ass to step up....
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another bolting ethics question/topic
whidbey replied to corvallisclimb's topic in Rock Climbing Forum
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Fuck bug.. Your right AlipineK... he is so pissed.
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I'm a big XKG fan... Doen't matter if it's 20 years old or the latest and greatest. If i'm packing solo.. forget it... Many cannisters... will do the trick for you and save weight.
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I'm pretty available after the 31st of this month. I will be in the mountains from the 27'th till the end of the month... June is open and I'm ready to try some new routes for me.
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Got my ass kicked up on Rainier last year... I can understand you post and your results... The mountain doen't go anywhere... another time and with good weather you my get to the top. Thanx for the TR..
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without spitting... Yippee..kyaaa...
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If it isn't Joe Simpson...your all gay..
