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Is it just me, or does "country dough-face" never get old?

Maybe she drew it in the mirror.

Why's the "B" backwards?

While here in America, a supposed democracy, we expect to be (and are expected to) wait on each other hand and foot. Why?

The service slave with the graduate degree working at Nieman Marcus is laughing her ass off right now.

Best Chinese food in the PNW.

It's true!

The provision of "high quality customer service" has created an entirely new class of servants in America. Those servants then expect the same from other servants when they clock out. It's a mutually reinforcing system of making life hell for everyone.

Imagine how the workers feel about it. They've got "secret shoppers", surveillance cams, and departmental "team leaders" watching them to make sure they're meeting those customer service (harassment) goals.

I'm telling you, it's the year 2100AD. Scott is being frozen for the wars of the future.

Given the state of the organized left, I'm rather skeptical. I appreciate the sentiment though.

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure if the coming economic collapse results in any social flare-ups, the "real Americans" will be happy to use their guns against these "terrorists" in defense of our rights.

I'm sure you'll be easy to spot.

Yes, it's Fairweather's specialty. I'm sure the talk-radio hosts in the audience will appreciate the irony. Nobody else gives a fuck.

That seems to be going pretty good...

One more time: The gun nuts are on the government's side.

Dude, I'd be like 125 years old! WTF?

I hope Obama does take away your guns. For all the bullshit about the last line of defense for our rights, you sure as hell weren't doing anything with them against Bush's Constitutional confetti party. Obviously, that argument is just pure cover for your tiny wiener syndrome.

For the $150,000 the GOP gave her for hair, clothes and makeup you'd think she could've spared some for a fucking manicure! For god's sake, it looks like she just dug herself out of the grave!

Ah, camouflage...

New polls suggest McCain and Obama are running neck and neck. If McCain wins, will any of you be making any drastic lifestyle changes? Joining a militia? Going underground? Seeking opportunities in sunnier climes? Re-enlisting?

ONE GUN, ONE VOTE.

Any of your buddies on this trip? If not, they should probably start a union.

In light of the recent revelations about Palin flying her kids all over the country and putting them up in the Ritz on the public's dime, I think the most prudent thing (and most in keeping with his decision making "style") for McCain to do is suspend his campaign and announce a new running mate.

I think the correct term is "Red China".