Cobra_Commander

THAT is just WRONG

Serfs up! -Spartacus

uhm and does anyone find it slightly ridiculous to have a gun that can only point forward and is always firing while biking? seems a little dangerous.

nice find alpinfox. olyclimber- now you see what I'm up against. Japanese poser gijoe guys on tricycles

hell yeah I do, I'd bike to work with a lit flare in my ass if it kept the SUV cagers at bay.

haha! prepare to die. ever been poked by a kickstand?

this is more likely because I'll be on the can for the next day or two. this golean stuff has some weapons-grade fiber content.

I've almost eaten an entire box of golean crunch. this stuff is like yogurt-covered crack

Great report, thanks. I love these ones.

are you high? yogurt pretzels are awesome. but to call that substance yogurt is a stretch.

whozzat, your latest flame? I find it unlikely he could withstand the onslaught of a robotic, castle-dwelling triceratops on the juice...

isn't that like bolting a graham cracker?

you guys are so goddamned amusing but it's all fun and games until someone (that being me) lets the rabid radio-controlled killer dinos out of the castle. rawr!

Grand! The robotic cheney is fairly convincing if I do say so myself

I wonder how that bunsen burner contract worked out for catbirdseat

no one, and I mean no one, has better syncronized one-piece groomer skiing than WM.

amateurs. the shaved chest and latex glove on 'destro' is disturbing

did they have a dog helping people load chairlifts

not exactly a destination crag

why do you get just as many points for missing the 'coon?

I was going to post that but I thought it was played out.

Getting upset about someone skiing the helens crater is analogous to worrying about damage to a gravel pit. If you get hurt in there and require a rescue, however (not unlikely, really), the townsfolk may tar and feather you.

You need a commercial license to even be in the same room as the shit I drive

did Zudnick have a Jeep logo shaved on his butt

come on, we need to stretch it out to 3 pages rockclimbing.com-style. What are the key features to look for in a rope tarp bag? What length of sling should I have on it? How will it affect my photography of top rope anchors for later analysis on the website? What is the perfect fabric color combo for photo composition? Will photos of the BD logo in the shot affect my patagonia pro status?