Cobra_Commander

I think worthless would be more accurate

and depreciation of street cred by being seen with you in the passenger seat badumpching

Bring some Prairie Home Companion tapes to help you fall asleep at the bivies.

Good call. 30 feet will let you link pitches so you can get off the summit in time to get the morning special at the pancake house.

and the climbs we're talking about here are higher than 5 meters and harder than 5.1a

did someone actually pull this off, and have they ever heard of a v-thread

I'm no anti-chalkite like Mr. "Beacon" Healy but that route is pretty much an abomination. Someone needs to rap in with a pressure washer.

I would but I have to forget the last experience I had on it first. Kind of like alpine climbing. I bet you do great on it. Just remember the 2 holds are a distraction.

It wouldn't have to fall that far if you pulled it earlier.

the title of this thread sounds like a Nintendo game.

Ouch, the scathing conditional tense smackdown! Guess you'll just have to bone up on your holdless climbing skilz! My excuse is my epaulets got in the way, bruising my sensitive shoulders.

pure palm sux. my shoulders ache.

I was only there for awhile on Sat evening but it was fun. Most people must have been in the main area during the day... P.S. there is some booty up in Badfinger but I was too tired to head up that again to work on it. Looks like someone left at least a cam, and maybe a nut higher up in the finger locks above the last "roof" bit. Also someone left some chalk on Pure Palm.

yikes, that's some tough tuff

They tape the teetering columns together. Nothing more appealing than climbing unadulterated offwidth with crowds around you

That looks just charming. Get your hand off my holds!

cobra is "affiliated" with just about everyone, whether they realize it or not.

no WAY I'd better get that off before the web server crashes from the overload

Entering the business on White Trash

No weekend in the gorge is complete without some spelunking in the Mines:

Canadian hardwomen putting up Blood Clot.

someone about to be mowed down on On the Road:

sick extension to White Trash:

my links are rock solid james

check out this sick dyno being thrown on master looney. stuck it, of course