yes it would be gripping to watch teams trudge up emmons or some such.
"and here comes the dutch team, strong out of schurman...but one of them has to stop and take a smash in a blue bag! Devastating!"
Unlikely. They'd never get off the ground because I'd be reading all the time. Seriously can anyone keep up with this publication before the next one arrives? I think it's an old-growth timber laundering operation for Boise Cascade.