Are you always this childish? (and that's coming from someone who's pretty immature)
Perhaps you need to take a look at what it means to be bipartisan in the Texas legislature. As in, Bush was known for bringing the two "sides" together as governor.
The airbrush stuff is totally out the window if they are not jeans. Sorry, I have no further advice, as you appear to be pushing the limits of the cutoff. The chuck yeager of cutoffs, if you will.
back on task:
One time a coworker brought in their dog into the office at the end of the day. The next morning another coworker found a "lincoln log" underneath his desk.