Cobra_Commander

you are so HOT

You go to your personal settings and there is a list of avatars there. I found the cobra commander one after awhile, but it took a lot of scrolling. It is there though, just keep scrolling.

And the jokes were unoriginal? and all the children were above average, in tail ownership.

(cue up hilarious but rude mother joke here)

I would do the slug beer trick, but replace the beer with plutonium

I don't think they were to the mutual feed bag stage in the relationship yet.

Oi! I thought the same thing of you olyclimber. What's your login on the farm site? Herdsmen9000?

The "Manure Spreader" maneuver - pitfalls

"Looking for partners to get locked up in the pig pen (where everyone hopes for a stiff sentence)."

"Trip Report - the wild lambs of Naches"

"chicken sodomy - logistical question from a newbie"

yes, yes, which chatroom? could you imagine the topics?

Horse relationships carry a lot of baggage with them what with the naying and the constant eating and dropping turds on a whim. It's not surprising the relationship ended in a bitter break-up. Of the guy, apparently.

It would be good to get ahold of the ball-istics report

Seals give good head too, after a few beers. Octopus: 8 arms = sexual dynamo!

I wonder what his injuries where (besides saddle sores)

It seems the lesson to learn here is the relative strength of freestanding boulders for rappel anchors, rather than the technique used to lower the patient. How many times have you lassoed a rock and rapped off it with a nonchalant "looks bomber to me" because you want to get out of there? I know I have a few times. Clearly it does pay to minimize the number of lives exposed to risk should it blow though. Very sad.

As far as I can tell Peter Puget IS the internet.

that or they should require scrubbing chimneys attached to the rear of anyone who steps out of buffet restaurants?

I'd change a few things, like the words and photos.

I wonder how many grassy ledges are destroyed by SUVs each year. And the number of seething-mad midgets hit by waterbottles from great heights. The humanity!

Is this in the bitchslap range?

those numbskulls set up a TR through the chains

nice letters guys and gals! they didn't seem to accept my musings on Mr. Leeman's favorite breakfast cereals and magazine subscriptions.