Cobra_Commander

of course, it could be referring to the number of asses as well. We could be talking pure surface area here. pi*(r^2)*n (where n = available asses). a bit more of an ecological distribution and abundance equation.

what is the SI unit for ass-sucking? coil-meters/min? 2.32 coil-meters/min = 1 olyclimber

I didn't know dvds came in different sizes

wow that's really bad

thousands of years? sorry, any activity requiring driving a great distance, buying a ton of crap, and purposefully putting oneself in ugly situations just to get a thrill, that is an activity reserved for the elite, who have time, money, and extra energy on their hands. dirtbag climbers are hardly in a position where they are about to die of starvation, and most weekend warriors are just looking to find an outlet from a life that is too dull and too easy.

Climbing is an elitist activity reserved for those lucky few on the planet who have extra time and energy on their hands and have to burn it off. Most people in the world have a hard enough time surviving day to day. The disparity is remarkable. How's that for cynicism?

another one: "you got it" how would you know from down there? shut up!

I f'ing hate it when people say that.

how original and correctly punctuated.

go to bed loser

and even here: Drama on Nanga Parbat

like bras? I gotcha.

yes could you pass a note to archenemy in study hall for me

It is refreshing to see someone so enthralled by all the quality Nat'l Geo stories coming out of Central Africa and Amazonia. Fascinating!

The Library of Congress probably was deleted because it contained medical diagrams of female genitalia and photos of topless tribal women in africa.

It appears the secretary's mint tray has been swapped out with the amphetamine tray at Marie's work again.

with all this can-talk just remember the can opener.

The funny part of this is how fox news uses the phrase: "The theory of intelligent design says life on earth...." Last time I checked a theory was the result of repeated experimentation yielding consistent data. Or in the case of observations on the universe, a theory must at least be falsifiable.

was he walking his dog, or simply chasing after the other dogs?

terrifying imagery. does she hit on herself constantly?

an unprecedented five response. three I can handle, but five? speechless!

Don't me, you're the one using Mike Wallace for hookups

That's a critical eligibility factor, see. So one of your screening factors for potential suitors would be they can't be the subject of a 60 minutes exposé? High standards indeed.

Don't knock silky hands until you try them. Hmm, that didn't sound so good. I also don my cobra apron when scrubbing down the pots and pans. There's a reason my dashing blue uniform remains spotless, and therefore my dominating presence at the boring cobra board meetings unparalleled (all the other board members are married, so it is a real snoozefest).

yes, I like eating too, but it's tiresome to constantly put food in your mouth.