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Dirtyleaf

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  1. Keep digging. You'll find it eventually.
  2. Dick choker pot smoker- Roslyn,WA.
  3. I have so much more respect for the brothers and sisters who quietly put down their hard projects without spraying to the world. These folks are the real badasses. I agree.
  4. Check out "Beyond the Mountain" by Steve House. Unless you already have. It's one of my favorite pieces of alpine literature. The book reads a little more coherently IMO. And the way he writes he doesn't sound suicidal. I think he's just a badass.
  5. Yep. Read that one too. Mark Twight (The Man) was into competitive shooting, this n' that, martial arts, blah, blah. Remember the route done ropeless named "Fuckem' they're all posers anyway?" Whatever. Like you said, you do what you want and aren't interested in following someone else's standards. Right arm. SOunds like everybody else I know who climbs. Try not to single yourself out too much. It'll come back and bite ya. (Go to the pub and drink a beer, its friday.)
  6. It is in tandem with a ten mil and two biners dood. Get out of your house and go to the pub.
  7. Your post confuses me as to what it is exactly you are bothered about. "If Billie Joe jumped off a skyscraper without a parachute would you jump too?" Preceded by you saying "yes" then getting grounded for 2 weeks. Good job buddy. Now you're stuck in you're room with no MTV. Maybe a midlife crisis? HOwabout erectile dysfunction? Valentines day is coming up, got a date? ETc.etc. so on and so forth. I don't think you're being honest with yourself. I think this is BS. I watched a video of some guy pushing himself and taking falls. So, next day at the crags I pushed myself and took some falls. Silly.
  8. I have been a proud owner of many toyota vehicles. That being said, if you haven't experienced the aforementioned throttle control issue, you're missing out. It's like your on a drag strip acting like Speed Racer all the time. A minute tap on the accelerator and the Rav4 shoots off the strip like a rocket ship. Whoa habanero, Whoa!
  9. Chut up.
  10. Red bull plus vodka ='s crashing a three wheeler at 25mph into a fallen down tree...then crashing it into a closed black steel gate at night. I jumped off in time for both. Besides a twisted ankle I was fine. Can't say the same for the 3 wheeler though!
  11. And yes, I am delinquent and I can blame Irish Coffee for some of my troubles. Jameson, AND Coffee? Gets ME arrested!
  12. ITs an evolution dipshit. Its gotta start somewhere. Besides, I would probably drink 2 bottles of Buckfast, track down your IP address and come find you and blow up your house and steal your girlfriend. Maybe go for a ride on your bicycle. Irish Coffee? It's still legitamately effective.
  13. But really, this is greatest thing since....beer and coffee?
  14. Now this IS my "cup of tea." With that amount of booze and and caffeine you'd be like a Russian Spestnatz (whatever) But honestly, it sounds like the effects of PCP. Who needs Absynthe? When you can pick up rolled over cars and rob banks? America needs this. We need this. I need this.
  15. Dancing Bear, The Bend Wildcat Crack, WIldcat Wall Mix it Up, Chossy Death Pile Leap of Faith, Lworth
  16. Alas! The Bolt Princess emerges!! With nothing less than a top shelf copy of True Inspiration. Dashing bravado, shirtless men riding arabian stallions, and umbrella's for the sun! And duh, He never watched where he was going because he couldn't see. Leave that guy alone and go pick on someone else. HE CAN'T SEE. BECAUSE HE'S BLIND. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIS SHIRT DOESN'T HAVE BUTTONS AND EVERYONE CAN SEE HIS BARE CHEST.JESUS, GIVE THAT A GUY A BREAK.
  17. Bolted sporty routes bring up such emotional turmoil! Such passion and desire! Its like the romantic novel you stare at while in line to pay for your groceries at safeway. Inspiration. The Bigger Picture. Right.
  18. I've worked a total of 96 hours since Feb of 2009. Bitches. Go ahead. Piss all over this one. I'm being honest too. I've also moved 3 times in the past 6 months. And yes, I don't have any money and I can't go anywhere except on my BICYCLE.Bicycle. bicycle....
  19. It is. My answer is another question. Why climb?: Why not? Easy.
  20. Why climb? That's a stupid question.
  21. Want some beta? I spent 4 hours getting pissed at the Brick and drove my toyota pu right to the base under the power lines. I kept getting shocked when I touched my truck. So, I climbed to the top of that bonafide sack of shit completely shit faced drunk and had a great time. Holds kept breaking off left and right which really made me giggle. It was fun. There was no pro. I would rate it 5.DRUNK. I only did it because I was wasted and had spent too much time being wasted and looking at it wondering what it would be like to climb the damn thing. It's not as steep as it looks. Yes you should continue to do what so many of have done for decades driving by Cle Elum. JUST KEEP DRIVING.
  22. Want a big surprise? You should look under my bed, behind my shoebox. Uh-oh.
  23. This is crap. Climbers don't want to hike in stilletos or go climbing in basketball shoes. Maybe if you had something climbing related on this here climbing site...?
  24. WEbsters: Believe: to have confidence in the truth, existence, reliability, or value of something.2. to hold as an opinion; suppose, think Faith:confidence or trust in a person or thing. 2. Belief that is not based on proof.... Those words are used too often. They wouldn't hold up well in court.
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