Dechristo

Think with yer dipstick, Jimmy!

Talk is cheap. Closing ain't.

Teddy Bare

Those Clan of the Cave Bear figurines leave me with a tusk.

why are the shields EVER down? they're only needed on heavy flow days

That's gonna piss-off the women's rights organizations.

It's a little known fact that the literal translation from the original Greek of The Revelation of St. John describes the four "horse"men of the apocalypse riding snow machines.

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I guess I owe a debt of gratitude to some of the less fortunate/wise snowmobilers as, a number of years ago, a Winter ascent attempt on Robson was forestalled by confirmation of avalanche danger made by the deaths of a couple nearby sledders.

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwMJCaFwZCI

Darwin award [video:youtube]

looks like a mammal

A guide company out of Pinedale, the Skinner brothers, took more than a dozen clients and all their gear/provisions in by sleds the 25+ miles into the Wind River Range to basecamp for a whack at a Winter ascent of Gannett Peak. A week later, while skiing in with the same objective, I came across their sled tracks over and over as I skied in the whole distance. Spitefully, I begrudged the tourists' easy access, lack of work, and minimal commitment in approaching the remote peak. A couple weeks later, my spite saw release in a bout of maniacal laughter when I was told by a friend that the Skinner's party had to be rescued by helicopter from their earlier attempt after ferocious winds blew away tents and sleeping bags.

The AAC is proud to announce the 2009 ZMBB (Zack Martin Breaking Barriers) grant recipients, Clint Estes and Matt Hepp. Clint and Matt are going to Pakistan. Their humanitarian objective is to provide instruction, building plans and materials for earthquake resistant housing that uses affordable local materials. The AAC, and this Committee Chair, are hopeful that Clint and Matt will actually build a home and document the process. Doing this would allow the locals to replicate the process and provide the knowledge for other interested parties to do likewise. For their alpine objective they will climb a new (hopefully multiple) new alpine rock routes in the Kondus Valley. This area is located in Northeast Pakistan, near the Pakistan-India border, and was recently opened for climbing and mountaineering. The rock towers of the Kondus valley are impressive monoliths that stand up to 6,500 meters high. Please join me and congratulate Clint and Matt as the 2009 ZMBB Grant recipients. Regards John Parsons ZMBB Committee Chair

you left me here on your way to paradise another from 1977 [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4C32a723M8

she's got your eyes, she's got my nose [video:youtube]

That's the name of McDonald's new latte.

I looked. I've got some free gravy and dumplings for you!

Perhaps that is why he expects all balloon knots to taste like shit...and is disappointed when they don't.

cats strict bypass

it's a foul worker who doesn't keep his work-site clean That's bidet humor, gauche American rube. [tsk,tsk]...and you just finished a Master Bath[/tsk,tsk]

they'd only slap his limp wrist

I remember when a guy only needed a dime to drop a baguette.

that gawddam cat coughed up a fur-freakin'-ball with legs and teeth!

after use of a pumice stone