Dechristo

There was a time when I was in a hurry as you are I was like you There was a day when I just had to tell my point of view I was like you Now I don't mean to make you frown No, I just want you to slow down Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you? Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong? Running around as you do with your head up in the clouds I was like you Never had time to lay back, kick your shoes off, close your eyes I was like you Now you're not hard to understand You need someone to hold your hand Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you? Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong?

so, did you trade the coat for a better car?

Yeah, sure. Reminds me of the time you told about dating that gal with the deformed little baby arm and how proud, for the first time, it made you feel when you saw her tiny hand grasp your pindick.

...shine?

baby, baby, baby, baby, oh bay-aybee

it's just the innerweb don't you remember you told me you...

but, you're not really here

your guitar, it sounds so sweet and clear

"didn't bag the FFA" ~ didn't bluebag the Fear-Facilitated Assbarracuda

You're not satisfied with character assisination? This is the first State of the Union Address by Bush I've watched/listened to. So far, his delivery has been quite good with very few gaffs in his elocution. Fucker still says "newkewlar"... GEEYAWWWD!

No. I feel worse as each day goes by and he is still president.

feel better now?

Weird. That sounded like Ronald McDonald's voice.

Well, "duh", I'm not gonna shower with 'em on!

People making enhancements in the name of beauty, or a variety of rationales, is a very common occurance.

Ask the person if they've ever seen "Cool Hand Luke".

This gal bares an amazing resemblance (in the face as well as otherwise) to the wife of a lead guitarist in a band I work in. \ The gal I know had 'em engorged/enhanced to an "F" cup.

Because his brother, Michael Bolton, would become upset and stop providing Nancy with those late evening 'planning sessions'? Naw, KevPwn is just joshing. Simply another of his fool trolls.

Not that I recall; the news photos the media showed locally were of a split-rail fence. They tied him to the fence and beat him, including pistol-whipping, then left him there. He was found dead the next day.

Actually, the fence referenced was a split-rail.

Mission statement ~ missionary position

One for Dechristo, five thousand for Chorizo. That's OK. I'll accept that ratio gladly.