Dechristo

Let's review the videotape ... Hmmm ... Yes, it seems Tvash is dependent upon less than attentive and cogent audiences, or maybe, it's his lack that requires the allowance.

Child #2 - "Here it is! Daddy keeps it next to the WC." Child #1 - "Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten. Daddy says it's pages are most suitable for bum-wiping."

Italiano?

It's not only Paul's "non-mainstream ideas" that deem him less than suitable for the highest political office, but his quirkiness. The guy presents himself on camera as a stereotypical philosophical tinkerer (with attendant twitches) accustomed to quiet rooms safely hidden from life's hustle and bustle. The general populace demands a person of estimable aplomb whose temper appears steady, unshakable. More like a framework that is attempted continually to be codified. Our democratic experiment marches on with that document in flux of change and interpretation with each step. Your statement is bound to find support superficially, as most grandiose generalized campaign pronouncements. But, lacking specificity, it's a hollow parade float without mooring. It is in the interpretation where the whole of the matter resides.

2:01PM

Dare-us-see-ass

maybe her "rare breed" comment was in reference to her aversion to sex.

what car is this? '97 VW TDI Passat Wagon

Misquote. Edwin Starr said that.

Bill Clinton burst into the room, put Barack in a headlock, and proceeded with a brutal Dutch Rub to the top of his head.

Condy is shooting beaver

He's dreaming of Pelosi Flambe

If your wife's condition is very critical, go with whatever she wants. The rest is of little consequence, relatively.

Teddy?

I might've been one of 'em... ...before I bought a used station wagon that got 47.26mpg on the last tank of fuel I put in it.

appreciatively

then he dipped his finger and wiped it across poor Nancy's upper lip. My God, she smiled.

follow the cabbage

...shine?

THAT'S WHY SHE'S TWITCHING! CAN'T SEE HIS HANDS

He's doing the "Obama"

C'MON EVERYBODY! DO THE "PELOSI"

Also, she blinks like your avatar. Like the lights at a train crossing.

There was a time when I was in a hurry as you are I was like you There was a day when I just had to tell my point of view I was like you Now I don't mean to make you frown No, I just want you to slow down Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you? Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong? Running around as you do with your head up in the clouds I was like you Never had time to lay back, kick your shoes off, close your eyes I was like you Now you're not hard to understand You need someone to hold your hand Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you? Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong?