Dechristo

hold it, let me get some popcorn and grab a seat. this should be entertaining. Fights aren't always entertaining; particularly, fights where one of the fighters doesn't know when they've been hit.

"Group A, take a break. Group B, continue looking for my contact lens."

touche

So that's why Americans are getting fatter.

Good tune.

4500 times the speed of light? You don't know shit... Does 66,700 mph sound better? I confused circumference with area formulas.

4500 times the speed of light? You don't know shit... You're right, I have a proclivity to hyperbole.

Early Winters catalogs were good for that.

The head trauma was predicated.

You just read Big Bang from the dude who wrote The Code Book, didn't you? Yeah, but he's time/space biased.

The gravitational pull of a BLACK TOE is ponderous.

Looks like he bit off more than he can Roo.

We each are the center of OUR universe, not THE universe. Are you taking into consideration the multi-dimensional facets of current Super-String Theory?

Don't you know, we each are the center of the universe.

a la half-shell

because you follow a proposition

I was scheduled to go in town this morning for a 1 1/2 hour massage, but the therapist called a little before seven and cancelled due to an injury to her wrist. Damn, I was looking forward to getting my muscles combed. If I'd gone to town for the massage, my lunch may have been Chili Rellenos smothered in Green Chili. I'm salivating just thinking of it. A massage and Chili Rellenos smothered in Green... a lamentable loss.

Read the sentence without "you and".

Ooooo... grammar slam!

Maybe they were confused by her package.

No, they in-voiced her.

What about your dentist?

A) It was early April- Roadhouse is not open daily until May 1. B)Back then (1996)I'm not even sure the Roadhouse was doing breakfast regularly anyway. Trisha bought it right around then and completely revamped the place. Besides, in '96 you were in the 6th grade and skipping breakfast due to your absorbing fascination with "morning wood".

Clint, the hallmark of maturity is in not taking offense. It seems you're looking for affirmation in others; either by other's opinions or what you consider to be respectful restraint in their extent of online playfulness. Lighten-up, in learning to enjoy fun at your own expense, you may learn to enjoy more of it all.