Dechristo

Most have inferiority complexes due to being a consolation prize.

Same person? Did the "date" involve another person? What if you suffer from a split personality? At least you have a split. Work it, baby. Been too busy labiately.

Same person? Did the "date" involve another person? What if you suffer from a split personality? "Suffer" would apply only if one personality were jealous of another.

I don't believe body parts count. Otherwise, the most popular club would be The Fraternal Order of Penis.

Or is that archaic for "Little blows"?

one too many "e"'s and missing a "w"

Same person? Did the "date" involve another person?

A person should be free to "go with the flow", or not, depending on how they're led, no matter what the circumstance. Trying to define relationships based on preconceived notions of any kind is artificial, fraudulent, and fuels misunderstanding.

This thread is reflected by the animals chosen (presumably due to the chosen animal's characteristics) by various fraternal organizations. Eagles Lions Elk Moose What others?

Good luck with that She's always makin' fun of me like that, just because my Dad's name is Geppetto.

Hoser Daddy?

Whose your Daddy? Whose your Daddy... Hoosier Daddy?

I've heard: Man-eater Barracuda Psychotic Bitch From Hell

What's a gender-specific word for a "female creep"?

True dat, but so do most top tier predators. Except, typically, the one that you first suggested on Page 1. We must of course exclude Jeffery Dahmer from that list, but then, was he even "human"? You are what you eat.

vampire-envy

Agreed! And I wouldn't give you any wierd looks for getting the door for me, either. I would give you a cheery, "Thank you!" though. Awesome!! I'd open the door for you any day! ...and then we'd bow endlessly to each other exchanging,"after you" "No, after you." "No, I insist after you." "Oh, please, after you." My dear, after you." "Get through the door." "Don't tell me what to do, YOU get through the fuckin' door." "Don't you use that tone of voice with ME, get your ASS THROUGH THE DOOR!!!" And you continue hurling epithets and spraying saliva at each other until a draw is declared.

Smells like penis-envy.

Eagles eat carrion.

You have a lesbian subaru? Cool. Actually, I hear cooling is that model's problem: their catalytic converter and system brain get over-heated by a banana in the tailpipe.

Most people get hot when they fuk solo.

snaffle

Human

A porcupine was eating my piss out of the dirt last weekend outside my tent... not a very proud creature.

I was thinking along the same line and then came upon your post. Thanks. Classic comedic episode. It's a better read when you can see the film in your mind.