Dechristo

The notion of omnipotence and omniscience must include science to transcend at any point in time. ...it's about time.

I had the same feeling of elation paying off my machinery. Then, the state came in (every year) and taxed me for owning the shit. Here, I can never really own anything. If I don't pay the tax, the state can come take it away. Doesn't matter that I earned the money for purchase through my own labor. Fuckers.

A family member cried mournfully over the death of Eliot Smith.

My sister's workin' out of the back of Whole Foods and can use the biz.

Yeah, they're often revolting to many.

That my friend, is the world-famous Hi-Lift all-cast 60" off-road jack. Essential gear for off-road jack-offs.

The guy looks like he's got three Adam's Apples in the photo.

Are you joking me? A medical condition? Like drivers turrets syndrome or something? "Mutha f#$&er sh!T CRASH BANG SWOOOSH"...... Maybe it's yet another side effect of taking Vioxx "side effects may include nausea, vomiting, stroke, heart attack, and driving your car into a fucking river." Yep, bullshit. Had to be a lose nut on the steering wheel.

We can take a poll. I'd have to answer "no".

my favorite squeeze

colder than a well-digger's ass?

better go get yourself some organic anti-biotics. The poor girl told me about trickin' with only you health food freaks, now.

He's too embarassed to get out 'cause he's in the process of shittin' his pants.

Bill, (or is it Ted) when did you change your civilization founding slogan "Be excellent to each other"? Whatchew been doin' other than smokin' dope and suckin' organic veggies since San Dimas High?

That explains unintelligible orgasmic vocalizations.

Rock Ho's pathos in Mythos.

"If I had a tumor, I'd name it after you." Romanticism abounds in Fight Club.

A mox upon your house.

Nice to see you, E-mang.

You beat-him-off with it.

self-ostracization

same thing

trouser do they wear an eyepatch?

so, you're making a serious effort. attaboy.

I like funny best with a twist. This qualifies.