You can apply to the CC.com Outside Neurasthnia Fund (commonly heard as "C'mon") for assistance.
I bet you could receive a deposit during or immediately after the Pub Club meeting.
That collection of letters is not a word.
Grammar/spelling police REPREZINT!
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"Halitotic" will be accepted as a colloquialism describing the state of possession of halitosis.