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Dechristo

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  1. Yeah, they're often revolting to many.
  2. That my friend, is the world-famous Hi-Lift all-cast 60" off-road jack. Essential gear for off-road jack-offs.
  3. The guy looks like he's got three Adam's Apples in the photo.
  4. Are you joking me? A medical condition? Like drivers turrets syndrome or something? "Mutha f#$&er sh!T CRASH BANG SWOOOSH"...... Maybe it's yet another side effect of taking Vioxx "side effects may include nausea, vomiting, stroke, heart attack, and driving your car into a fucking river." Yep, bullshit. Had to be a lose nut on the steering wheel.
  5. Dechristo

    Lunch today

    We can take a poll. I'd have to answer "no".
  6. my favorite squeeze
  7. Dechristo

    Lunch today

    colder than a well-digger's ass?
  8. better go get yourself some organic anti-biotics. The poor girl told me about trickin' with only you health food freaks, now.
  9. He's too embarassed to get out 'cause he's in the process of shittin' his pants.
  10. Bill, (or is it Ted) when did you change your civilization founding slogan "Be excellent to each other"? Whatchew been doin' other than smokin' dope and suckin' organic veggies since San Dimas High?
  11. Dechristo

    wank bank entry

    That explains unintelligible orgasmic vocalizations.
  12. Rock Ho's pathos in Mythos.
  13. Dechristo

    wank bank entry

    "If I had a tumor, I'd name it after you." Romanticism abounds in Fight Club.
  14. A mox upon your house.
  15. Nice to see you, E-mang.
  16. You beat-him-off with it.
  17. Dechristo

    I'm outta here

    self-ostracization
  18. Dechristo

    I'm outta here

    same thing
  19. trouser do they wear an eyepatch?
  20. so, you're making a serious effort. attaboy.
  21. I like funny best with a twist. This qualifies.
  22. Archenemy tends to do that to a person! Persons tend to let Archenemy do that to them. ...it depends on your definition of "that".
  23. you're serious?
  24. He gwine ta jones four it shortlee... he be back.
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