Dechristo
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Dechristo replied to catbirdseat's topic in Climber's Board
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I, also, wondered about that one.
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Octo-pussy. Damn. Does that infer octo-uterus? Poor girl would need to mainline Midol if she had cramps; transfusions for heavy-flow days. Octopussy => V8
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Pork is edible regardless of color... or political persuasion.
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No doubt
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I hear they're an effective tool for drying-off small pets.
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Dumpster-divin'
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That's why she has her hand on her crotch: she's a sprayer.
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Don't forget the frugality and epicurean delights available from the temporary storage containers located behind the aforementioned establishments; don't let the term "dumpster" deter you.
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She's scolding Chuck Norris's Mini-Me.
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Chuck Norris hates anyone who uses the term "numb chucks".
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you're both pie-polar
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Chuck Norris must use a Freshette to piss.
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Resume da monkey pit.
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Jon is a patent killer. Chuck E. Cheese knows this and is forced to hold a gun to Jon's head while Chuck Norris is shaving to keep him from cutting his own choad.
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Chuck Norris is a patent killer. He knows this and is forced to hold a gun to his head while shaving to keep from cutting his own throat.
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They said you had the manners of a Mongolian horde.
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amniotic
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Is there anything man hasn't packed into intestines? ...what a set-up...
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If you want the Gregory Denali (Pro), I'll make you a good deal on mine.
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worthy, initially.
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nice
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don't they have the horse intestine stuffed with spiced fat there? Almost as good ain't it?
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So how'd it go, chaps?
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almonds marinated in saliva, mmm mmm good.