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Dechristo

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  1. I want a listen of that.
  2. Excellent TR, Buckaroo! Beautiful photos and smile-inducing editorials.
  3. First time I saw one was in a hotel restroom in Paris; I was sixteen-years-old and didn't have the slightest idea wtf it was designed for. I thought, "wtf good is a toilet you can't shit in", which was the exact chore I needed to accomplish. At least, I got my bladder emptied.
  4. Those guys pack a lot of wives.
  5. IRDGAF
  6. Dechristo

    Crazy Gnome

    I killed the little fuck and I'm cookin' him on the stove a-singin': "Gnome, gnome on my range..."
  7. Dechristo

    US debt

    "The grasshopper went down to Georgia, 'cause he wanted to collect some souls..."
  8. ...from a filthy website.
  9. nothin' like balance derived from unbalanced ladies.
  10. ...with a Folsom point.
  11. Dechristo

    Poo Thread

    it had a mucilaginous tail?
  12. Dechristo

    Cool Chalk Art

    not as magical as the sidewalk art in the Mary Poppins movie.
  13. Paid good money to have 'em removed... and the bastards grew back.
  14. I like mine with ketchup periodically.
  15. nice TR, thanks. Sounds like you should've had ice tools and crampons for some of it.
  16. it's a flatbed
  17. Dechristo

    Poo Thread

    just tryin' to come up with an armadillo that can get across a road faster.
  18. fucking burglar hippies always spoil everything
  19. Dechristo

    Poo Thread

    yes, I find the cross-breeding of peccaries and armadillos to be slightly offensive.
  20. Dechristo

    Poo Thread

    I prefer: "like a fat baby's arm churning butter".
  21. better than she think it was a bad part of her diet.
  22. "annexation" is an erroneous quote; the deputy fire chief said he stopped by to discuss "anussatiation".
  23. I love slides. Should we bring our trunks?
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