Dechristo

I'm gonna go look for an ATM.

Doofus displaced deir dictionary

devoid of dermatological defense.

Cheapest divorce I've heard of.

tart

You will soon be arrested by the Chinese government for googling your Grandma.

yo mama so big she buys mattresses made by Kotex.

dermatological detriment

A downside for those that live in the dry, high altitude climate of the Rocky Mountains and spend a lot of time outside is that skin that's seen alot of exposure is like a leather razor strop by the time your in your fifties.

Always elicits sparkling eyes during Show and Tell.

Instructions that came with your new prosthesis?

you're welcome...and forgiven.

An Irish video game consists of throwing empty Guiness bottles at the TV.

Gee, maybe you'll spot him.

Perhaps he knows the swinging Festrunk brothers...

He rues her absence of thoughtful pro's.

send this bitch

douche bag

YOU REALLY HAD TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, EH DECHRISTO? think?

saves

I've seen it here.

rapier twit

top-tier gibberish

I ordered me this here wahman from South America - woodent you think sheed speak American?