Dechristo

...fondling my tools in the garage.

Happy Birthday Cobra. From cj's link, it appears you've consummated your love for Range Rovers. Congrats!

I've forwarded your bid request to the uberwebpagedesigner/builder... he's one of my bestest of friends.

nor regional bias?

interested in a bid from Denver?

aye

He's climbing the Vision Quest Couloir of his soul.

The desire for imminence of Eminent Truth, what else?

Yeah, what the Bare-Handed Helmet Ripper said. You window-lickin' fucktards would whine if you were hung with a new rope.

...just thought he'd call it "Inane".

Is "it" a boy or a girl? "Quits"...strange name for one's offspring.

in the parlance of our times

...another allusion to the paucity of entertainment you find in pussy.

I'm gonna go look for an ATM.

Doofus displaced deir dictionary

devoid of dermatological defense.

Cheapest divorce I've heard of.

tart

You will soon be arrested by the Chinese government for googling your Grandma.

yo mama so big she buys mattresses made by Kotex.

dermatological detriment

A downside for those that live in the dry, high altitude climate of the Rocky Mountains and spend a lot of time outside is that skin that's seen alot of exposure is like a leather razor strop by the time your in your fifties.

Always elicits sparkling eyes during Show and Tell.