Dechristo

cool sandals

Mt. Hezbollah

and when they swallowed did you know it was love?

better time than the faux ice cream on yours

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and if Gog didn't do it, I would've killed him. I hates sinners!

lobacter

There's no peace in this life or the next for the insecure that can't handle a little ribbing much less opinions and criticisms of others.

They have drugs for relieving miasma?

thinking of the f-word "fragile" you prefer them to desheep?

Willis Alan Ramsey

Get along little doggie

He must not have campylobacter

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? Well, the problem there is that he doesn't have a .357 in his hand. That's a .45; but it'll work. The Model 19 S&W is in the other holster. CBS would be offended if I pointed a smaller caliber at him.

The quintuplets of the Onan family, with stained limbs due to yet another binge on Cheeto-s, are provided with a surrogate phallus to rub orange in hopes of saving Mrs. Onan the daily ignominious task of scrubbing her sons' penises.

yu betr git two tha klinnik

were jonesin' for some mountain oysters, were ya?

------> bird flu. That's spelled F L E W ...damn, the thick-headed pour spellerz on this site. Zjeeesh

He uses it when performing his own "Pabst Smear". Here's a can of Oly:

produced under license from Pfizer

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

I usually hear that sentence delivered in a female voice with the accompanying emotion/emoticon of

I solved my raccoon problem with a .357 mag.