Dechristo

When Spanish Peanuts convert to Judaism, do they have their skins removed?

I have one rented by the hour.

"SHOCK", the monkey.

aliens

kevbone (invariably) states:

Though, you may be his quarry should you accompany him on a dove hunt.

they're not on the piano?

No, you don't seem to mind. ...even though your axle seems misaligned and your head wobbles.

Wrong. Minx called you a wank because you're ...and poor reading comprehension skills.

He takes the two separately.

I think so, too.

He said, "Wow! Chaps, you are one serious ass-sucker!"

LoveBone and FlyingJizz are authoring a new topo for Cascadian Infinite Piss Spurt?

Goober envy Barney says he's a real dick.

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he can't afford moral constraints

"Most likely to die spraying"

Yep, same thing happens to me.

gottam! he got runt in his trunk?

The mountain gots were smiling

i have an older cyster

alternatively, d'I mention alternative dimensions?

deep

It's sad to see peanuts of that age unable to get out of their shell.

saw/heard him with his big band in Grand Junction in '81. They kicked butt.