Dechristo

slick

dirtbag knuckle-draggers

your post-nasal drip should ease swallowing it.

saw it in the theatre. I was impressed with the balance of portraying the awful gravity of the crime with the sincerity of the muslim devotees; mindblowing. The cellphone calls from those on the plane to loved ones was gut-wrenching. anyone willing to question the timing of the release of this movie in the summer before midterm elections or, for that matter, the timing of Arch's post? ...fucked-up political hacks looking for conspiracy wherever it can possibly be construed...

it doesn't matter whether they dispense 5's, only if they compute on that basis.

"...bushwhacked up through the thick brush to the central crack at the base of the south face of Beckey."

it's our effort to support the rain forests

Stihl

supine alpine

If arrested and convicted, your sentence will be stiffer if it's found you built that thing too close to a school.

depends on grain size

won't that untreated-lumber rot rather quickly?

got a good one.

poor dude's got a sloper.

oh... I forgot to mention that this beautiful woman from the Czech Republic approached me between sets and whispered in my ear with her exotic accent, "vy don't chew chustask me to giffew head?"

c'mon, you've got the cush admin job with keys to the uber-plush upper management moderator house. Stocked fridge, keg fridge, greenhouse with rope plants for innerocular pressure relief... why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it while yer at it...

Imagine cocoa Imogene Coco

two gigs: one traditional jazz, one contemporary semi-alternative pop... ...both at breweries.

Bavarian woodcarvers!

What a horrible suggestion for his daughter's name. Show some respect will ya? It's perfectly normal to have a daughter's name reflect that of her father's. Probably oughta be "Tongueswab me poopdeckita" though...

Oh, the farmer's in the Dell the farmer's in the Dell

We, errr, sofa king wheat odd dead.

DeChristo, please report to the reeducation camp It's alright, must've been a hormonal fluctuation; I had just finished my labor on the birthing stool and was feeling protective of all Coprobones.

this is part of it

condemnations of another member for posts of inanity.