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Dechristo

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  1. "The first record on Kannada language is traced to Emperor Ashoka's Brahmagiri edict dated 230 BC." Summumma-bitches up north have a richer history than arrens. Who knew? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kannada_language
  2. The current administration's policy on global warming is justified in that there is new speculation of a genetic similarity in glaciers and terrorists.
  3. Geez Louise, TB69. Did Avitrip deny you at a bivy? Hell hath no fury as a scorned punter.
  4. she calls for caress she loves tender fingers plying her neck she quakes when warm hands commune with her body she emits spontaneous moans of pleasure
  5. You gonna make love? EDIT: Apologies: i couldn't hep postin' dis wood pron.
  6. God, I loved Red Hots as a kid. Put 'em in my oatmeal, pilfered 'em from my mom's pantry... now, they haunt me on every climb
  7. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    the pumps you're wearing are gauche
  8. For Tax Year 2004 Percentiles Ranked by AGI AGI Threshold on Percentiles Percentage of Federal Personal Income Tax Paid Top 1% - 36.89% Top 5% - 57.13% Top 10% - 68.19% Top 25% - 84.86% Top 50% - 96.70% Bottom 50% - <$30,122 - 3.30% Note: AGI is Adjusted Gross Income Source: Internal Revenue Service http://www.ntu.org/main/page.php?PageID=6
  9. You otter market the jacket toward new parents as the "Citrus color" won't show baby-poop.
  10. and here all the time I thought you were in CocksockofStan {the spelling for "Kazakhstan" in Kevbonian}.
  11. it's a little known fact that the human urethra evolved to handle only the number "1". All the other numbers are an irritant causing many to act "pissy" or "pissed-off" in response. It is thought the consumption of alcohol softens and makes malleable the numbers "2" through "9" allowing their passing without increased irritation.
  12. he was hired to look for B.D. Cooper
  13. look again
  14. I'm developing a sunni disposition
  15. the more I drink, the number I get
  16. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    it's a necktie
  17. Martha is a spooky treat
  18. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    martini snob
  19. like a number
  20. I feel udderly admonished. Halfbone - I'm wondering if you understood G-spot's and my posts. Nothing to get bent about there...unless, you understood and it hit too close to home.
  21. Yeah, I forget; pro's don't allow kissing.
  22. and the "binding"? How binding? any loopholes. does that involve frogs?
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