Dechristo

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do D7 A I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do E7 D7 A E I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews A I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship D7 A I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship E7 D7 No matter how many slaves I sell A E I have just enough money for one more trip A I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin D7 A I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin E7 D7 If you want anything illegal A E ask old Timmie to bring it in A I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do D7 A I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do E7 D7 A I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews

it's the calm after peristalsis

We always take a shit break for the seventh post; it's part of the therapy.

I'm the colored moving dots of light behind your eyelids

Happy Pierestrojka Birthday, Sobo.

you see that little "admin" flag on his avatar?

hmmmm, Sally Fields and S&M.

...at least that's what I've been told

there is a sublimity to purposeful inanity

Kevpwner

The babe on the bass can squeeze my Lemmon anyday.

my wife

Closed Due To Bomb Threat

WOW

as with "human mechanics"

slavery is alive still

That's an anomoly of anatomy

nor you

signed literally and euphemistically, Crackhead

I suggest castor oil, an enema, and an issue of Mountain Gazette from the 70's.

you've come to the right place

Same with Ramis. Did you see him as the high-fallootin' doctor in "As Good As It Gets"?

My mad Google skillz rendered two results: 1) Ghostbusters 2) Internet Institute for the Easily Amused