Dechristo

We all do what we can to support the cause.

Those aren't boobs. I had my testicles moved to increase the comfort of my climbing harness. But... you knew that.

No allusions to the physique of my belly, please. I'll have you know I could shuck corn on my six-pack.

looks like he's using the eyepatch as an airfoil. Bet it's veneer. I hear the solid ones are pricey.

Hello Kevin, my name's Bob.

hmmmm... human imitation of the sexual habits and rituals of Kev, you may need to take a break from contact with cc.com. This could be construed as a pathology.

yes, Kev, it's common knowledge

pillowbiter

OMG! maybe your bungholes were separated at birth!

it always smells that way

He's in charge of all the walk/don't walk traffic signals. You'd have mayhem without his skillz.

I'm sorry to admit this to you Mom and Dad (I know this disappoints you), but as you can see, my sorry demented self feels it must be tethered and leashed at least three different ways in order that I may UNCAGE MY SOUL. I blame my neuroses on you for the way you raised me, but it's OK...I'm getting over it, slowly. (now I'm emotionally prepared to wish you a belated...) ...MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Next, grahsss-hahpuh, you must summit with every footstep.

I'm going to cry my eyes out to God for you until you change your heart, Mister SmartyPants.

I'm falling down the page to read your same post. Intentional visual pun or postus spasticus? ...you decide.

Chill d00d... How was Dru to know you'd flip-flop in your enjoyment of your experience of your asshole straining?

yeah, I remember the bumper stickers from the mid-seventies: DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO

that phrase should be illegal as a pagetop

I'm planning on being in Winter Park the evenings of Friday (1/12) and Saturday (1/13). If any others who frequent this site plan to be in the area, PM me. We can have a beer or three.

fear not, Apple will prove your salvation

non sequitur

tattoos of the Fibonacci Series and Pi

what a "looser"

Be careful what you buy. Some helmets can be ripped apart with your bare hands.