Dechristo

He's in charge of all the walk/don't walk traffic signals. You'd have mayhem without his skillz.

I'm sorry to admit this to you Mom and Dad (I know this disappoints you), but as you can see, my sorry demented self feels it must be tethered and leashed at least three different ways in order that I may UNCAGE MY SOUL. I blame my neuroses on you for the way you raised me, but it's OK...I'm getting over it, slowly. (now I'm emotionally prepared to wish you a belated...) ...MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Next, grahsss-hahpuh, you must summit with every footstep.

I'm going to cry my eyes out to God for you until you change your heart, Mister SmartyPants.

I'm falling down the page to read your same post. Intentional visual pun or postus spasticus? ...you decide.

Chill d00d... How was Dru to know you'd flip-flop in your enjoyment of your experience of your asshole straining?

yeah, I remember the bumper stickers from the mid-seventies: DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO

that phrase should be illegal as a pagetop

I'm planning on being in Winter Park the evenings of Friday (1/12) and Saturday (1/13). If any others who frequent this site plan to be in the area, PM me. We can have a beer or three.

fear not, Apple will prove your salvation

non sequitur

tattoos of the Fibonacci Series and Pi

what a "looser"

Be careful what you buy. Some helmets can be ripped apart with your bare hands.

The guy's a poseur. He couldn't dig his own tent platform (he had to use our totally rad spliff platform) on the asperity/serra five saddle. He had to use my slings to rap off the east face of serra five (he was infused with the power by just touching them). I'm sure he'll admit all his skills and success are due to this watershed moment in his life; he's standing on the shoulders of giants. Tear it up, Colin. You rock

who is that hot chick on your back?

I don't buy Apple products (nor eat apples) because of their role in the Garden of Eden. It's SIN!

the lightest touch on the silken minute hair of the back of her neck sent a tremor through her being

Quadraphenia

fresh cold water

the essence in the smell of a baby's head

he inherited a fortune

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Newman