So, whenever he thinks of Bush and Rummy, he drops to his knees wherever he is (say, on a city sidewalk?), assumes a pursed, "oh"-shaped mouth, and gropes at the pants-zippers of passersby?
The poor creature.
I assume he's not flexible enough to perform on himself as his avatar name phonetically connotes his flexibility lies elsewhere: Virendra7 = Viagra 7/week?