Dechristo

there was an old blues man named Blind Melon Chitlin who played the fuck out of his guitar with his dick

It sounds like the loss and clean-up is worth it. Fill us in on the events leading up to her departure

my grandfather used to use these:

only if enchanted

no, the gross part was if you stuck your tongue down inside

cool

Mr. Toad, we reserve the right to refuse service to reptiles.

back when a kid, it was a "dare thing" to smell inside somebody else's cast that had been on for weeks/months. PEEEEYYYEEEWWWWW!

goatse hueco

Well, since, I'm not in the area, I'm not nice to anyone all the time, I'm not PC, I'm not cool, and I didn't respond, I wouldn't have qualified for the count.

how coincidental. I was thinking, just last night, about a story a climbing friend of mine told me that happened when he was a rigger for ProSound or some such production company in Phoenix: They were rigging a Lyle Lovett show and were told that Mr. Lovett's wife (at the time), Julia Roberts, would be backstage during the performance and that they were under strict orders to not look at her at any time. My friend said the poor pathetic prima donna had to withstand all the stagehands' stares the whole night...even going so far as staring and turning their heads toward her as they walked by. Talk about being all about yoself!

ahhhh, Mr. Jinx!

Then again, maybe his point is that assholes travel like so many barnacles on the keel of the the ship "Pride".

Hey! Isn't that "Tom", not Snagglepuss?

perhaps she works in shipping at the anus factory

you don't have the same "vision" as Kevvy

like lottery winners boasting of self-made wealth

Hopefully, it's tongue-in-cheek as disrimination based on where a person is born is as silly as that based on sex, race, nationality, or any other circumstantial attribute of birth.

I'm seeing this message fairly often when trying to visit the site:

I don't know. Maybe, JFK said it best in his inaugural address: "Ask not what alpinism can do for you, ask what you can do for alpinism." Or, maybe you're just one of those guys who see his wit as half empty instead of half full. half-full

The most fucked-up thing is that most of what we can imagine in horrific violence rendered upon living creatures has, is, and/or will, take place.

you could wear a section of extension ladder

the continuing saga of Kevbone's psychological pathologies

odd English

GrammarPwns!