Dechristo

d'ya hear that, mtn mouse?

oh, I guess you're referring to the Passover cigarette I'm smoking

timely?

that they may prey

autobiographical?

nice, E. I was lookin' for that photo

blank humorless boobs

most times, when I "pass it off", it sounds less like a word and more like a musical note(s).

to too two tu there their they're th'air thayer

duh

duh

OMFG! That's even MORE garbage being foisted upon the eyes of The Purist!

I hope you pried that goop out from under your toenail with a nut pick or somethin'... ...that stuff is great on a cracker.

it came out

did Kevey weewee his panties?

those limp-wristed Sallys should where uniforms that depict an albatross hangin' from their necks. GO TIGERS! (and rockies)

yeah, did anyone survive?

fuckin' cry baby

Again, it's the business liability issue. Perhaps, in this litigation-happy environment/culture, you'd have second thoughts, too, about not calling for an ambulance, particularly if the person injured on your property requested it.

no, child abuse is what I used to do to my younger brother: like, convincing him to piss on an electric fence.

I'm gonna hide in da bushes wittuh Taser and chlorofoam. Taser dey asses, chlow foam da basturds, haul 'em to an innerstate truck stop restroom, and leave 'em dare naked, ball-gagged, wit dare wrists duct-taped to dare ankules

we'd have taped you and brother face to face

We regularly took duct tape along on car trips. Our youngest daughter had her hands taped to her legs most often with one instance of duct taping her mouth additionally to keep her from tormenting her siblings by licking them.

Funny, of course, we all assumed you were older than me when you, Syudla, Crazy JZ, and I met on the King's porch at Bluff Lake, what...almost three years ago?