Dechristo

an explanation, please?

I suppose many would think it appropriate the statue would be plastic mostly.

...and The Commander tickles me ribs, too

Yeah, he's f00kin' funny... ...and a g00t righter

Here's almost six pages from a little over a year ago.

after wearing the pants with the carnivorous zipper, I piss like a girl: all over my feet.

Richard Noggin

or, maybe you're just getting old BWAAAhahaha

air head? Sure, thanks for the offer.

I've been described as being like a girl, in a respect, of late. The chick singer in the band says I'm one of the finest lesbians she's known.

first, remove all body hair by waxing technique, but with duct tape

I prefer crisp lettuce for the texture

he uses carnivorous zippers on his pants

ADD is mis-spelled AID

I use my mad anti-gravity mental skillz

There was a farmer/rancher just south of Pueblo by the name of Pigg. He owned a bunch of land that bordered I-25. Due to a change in state law governing billboards, he had dozens of home-made billboards up along the interstate for years decrying the State's "abuse" against him in removing his income from billboards (I thought some of you may remember this). The asshole named his daughter "Ima".

WTF? Why isn't some of this great work by Tvash and awesome photos volunteered by cc.com chicas front and center on the main page?

I'd have thought there would have been a "possession of stolen property" charge in the least.

food poisoning is the shits

peanut butter and mayo sandwich

Didn't Rob Zombie do a duet with Sinatra?

Skeezix, did you wipe only once? You gotta slather that jewel 'till it's numb, sometimes, dependent on consistency of da poo.

gonna take alot of loonies ta build it and I suppose it will be complete in time for the Olympics?

plenty of viability among 'irates, though