Dechristo

a carobbeaner is someone who favors chocolate substitutes; sometimes, additionally, of hispanic descent.

I think I get the point... ...no, wait,... ...I don't get it.

It will be OK. no matter the situation, i_like_sun will simply announce he has ADHD and all will be forgiven.

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Thanks. Now, I believe my intellect has been totally appreciated, 'n' vindicated, 'n' shit.

never thought it did... never thought you thought I thought you did

Here, many with that assessment use simply the "ignore user" option.

sounds like it's safer to wear a wig than a helmet. how about a wig on top of a helmet? a wigmet? a helwig?

Put your trust in knowing you have put forth on this board almost 1,000 examples of your shallowness. Which means you don't possess the depth to plumb the question of if and when you're being a dick.

It's been widely speculated that you and your partner travel the gravel road often.

black people are good at enraging people very quickly. they are more straight forward, therefore it's easier to get really angry really fast at them and murder them in the heat of the moment. And that kind of murder doesn't typically lead to the death penalty, but life in prison. on the other hand, white people are so passive agressive that they are better at pissing people off over long periods of time, thus giving someone plenty of time to bottle up their rage against that person and then at a later time murder them pre-meditatively, which warrants the death penalty more often. so you can see that it isn't the justice system's fault, but instead, it's the murder victim's fault for pissing their killer off in different ways. oh and i have no basis whatsoever for this argument. I'm hoping you're inept at adequately expressing your self.

Some people really have problems with spicy food.

Sit in the midst of a bunch of blue-hairs at a Carpenters concert, catching the deadly geriatric glares, while laughing your ass-off with the gf.

everyone... ...Thoreau your dictionaries out the window

what's the fire for?

It saddens me to inform you that a wooden stake may be your only recourse.

On a project that size, there's at least fifty people who can say they're "in charge", you big dope.

Bedford Falls. you forgot Zoozoo's petals Teacher says, "every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings."

I'll bear 'em after I've eaten 'em and before I've shat 'em. I would have a cute pot-belly temporarily from a meal such as that.

put a crucifix, garlic, or a mirror on the wall you want them to stay away from

you may be biased

Jack Spratt could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean and, so, betwixt the two you see they licked the platter clean

memento with pimento

Funky Chillen Blues

OUCH 4 bucks for a corona is a pretty rude ass fuck So, would it be rude for me to tell of being given a $20 bar credit at the Alley Cantina in Taos? I was completely soaked in sweat before the end of that gig...it was a great time.