Dechristo

Big girls use "Wacker" brand vibrators to get the job done.

Twice a year, free once, $10 the second.

heating-up leftover lasagna

How inconsiderate of me to be concerned only about breaking the skin of my date previously.

I find parfume de relaxed sphincter to be calming

..., cj says with a squeal.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

About eight years ago, I had a couple chums report on their trip to Jack's that they'd never witnessed such inflated ratings for routes.

writing "fatuosity" is the epitome of fatuousness.

...and...and...and... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I should've stopped earlier

...and lips

...and legs

It's the ass, man.

got the snippet from Monster on permanent replay, eh?

Nixon, Ford, Carter. need anymore to disclaim "everyone"?

But, I'm afraid if I take it out, you will try to give me a wet willie.

In Colorado, it's illegal to collect water from your roof. I'd imagine that in Colorado this is a water rights issue more than anything else. Correct. The State claims it all as their water. Some of the areas where I live have very poor soil percolation rates, which makes conventional septic tank/leach field operation problematic. Another fellow and myself looked into, and procured the state-wide distribution rights to, an aerobic-based residential-sized blackwater treatment system that rendered ALL waste from a household into clear, clean water. The system was developed at Baylor University and is now used extensively in the Gulf States where ground water levels are too high to allow for conventional leach field use. There, the effluent is used to water lawns and gardens with no ill effect to humans or animals. The State of Colorado would only allow the use of these systems if testing were performed daily in compliance with the same standards as a municipal water treatment system. Compliance with water treatment quality was not a problem. The cost of the daily testing proved infeasible.

You'll be drinking from the stern if your beer is served to you in a "boat-shaped cup".

Oscar. The dude was smooth.

is that frodo? i_like_sun's fetish is hairy feet

As Rhapsody put it, Roxy Music's albums "reeked of cigarettes, absinthe, and sex..." Roxy Music - Love Is The Drug T´ain´t no big thing To wait for the bell to ring T´ain´t no big thing The toll of the bell Aggravated - spare for days I troll downtown the red light place Jump up bubble up - what´s in store Love is the drug and I need to score Showing out, showing out, hit and run Boy meets girl where beat goes on Stitched up tight, can´t shake free Love is the drug, got a hook on me Oh oh catch that buzz Love is the drug i´m thinking of Oh oh can´t you see Love is the drug for me Late that night I park my car Stake my place in the singles bar Face to face, toe to toe Heart to heart as we hit the floor Lumber up, limbo down The locked embrace, the stumble round I say go, she say yes Dim the lights, you can guess the rest Oh oh catch that buzz Love is the drug i´m thinking of Oh oh can´t you see Love is the drug, got a hook in me Oh oh catch that buzz Love is the drug i´m thinking of Oh oh can´t you see Love is the drug for me

In Colorado, it's illegal to collect water from your roof.

The best rides always have lines. ...and a measuring stick to determine whether your "height" qualifies you take the more dangerous rides.

Baby take off your coat...(real slow) Baby take off your shoes...(here I'll take your shoes) Baby take off your dress Yes yes yes You can leave your hat on You can leave your hat on You can leave your hat on Go on over there and turn on the light...no all the lights Now come back here and stand on this chair...that's right Raise your arms up in to the air...shake 'em You give me a reason to live You give me a reason to live You give me a reason to live Suspicious minds are talking Trying to tear us apart They say that my love is wrong They don't know what love is They don't know what love is They don't know what love is They don't know what love is I know what love is